Wednesday, November 30, 2016

"So, as I understand, Senator McConnell, between the
repeal and replacement of Obamacare, you're hoping for
the Second Coming of Jesus."
"Butter Fragranced Pepé the Froglegs? Oooo, yummy!"

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Governor Jack Dalrymple was thrilled when he learned 
2,000 vets were headed to his state to join the Dakota 
Access Pipeline protest.
Experts disagree as to who does the best Amon Göth
impression: Richard Spencer or Ralph Fiennes.
Doctor Death Sez:  "Whenever I need
health care, I always turn to Tom Price."
Sign of the Times #68
Available in Both Fitted and Snapback Styles
The Politico Illustrated #50
'Trump calls for jailing, revoking citizenship of flag-burners'
Unlike Death, there is a cure for Life.
All That Remained in the Trump Administration After
the Swamp Was Drained
Trumpniks are now demanding proof that it's NOT 
crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.
Jesus Escalates Arms Race in War on Christmas
Warm Scuzzies #716
Zionsville Community Schools
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #149
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Trump
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #100
Jennifer Boyle
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #677
David Seaman
"Have I told you the joke about the House GOP
overseeing Trump's conflicts of interest?"
Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #18
Imagine eating a vaseline sandwich.  That would be
Texas voter suppressionist Gregg Phillips.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Whiteworld #39
The Orange Pelican is the state bird of Whitesylvania.
"Just because I voted for Trump, you're discriminating against 
me by forcing me to buy a $1 reusable shopping bag!"
First Cousin of Jabba the Hutt Says Romney Pick Would 
Leave Trump Supporters 'Enormously Disappointed'