Monday, July 25, 2011

"How did you die?"

"I was killed by an Islamic jihadist."

"Lucky you.  I bet Pam Geller
cried her eyes out."

"Yeah, she did, and David Horowitz did, too. 
So, how did you die?"

"I was killed by a right-wing Christian
conservative."

"Unlucky you.  I bet Pam and David
thought they were the real victims."

"Yeah, they did, and they still believe
Islamic jihadists were ultimately to blame."

2 comments:

Old Jules said...

"How did you die?"
"An abstraction broke loose and whacked me."
"A good abstraction, or a bad abstraction?"
"I don't recall right now."

Fearguth said...

The unluckiest death of all.