Tuesday, August 23, 2011

There are three kinds of publicans. First, there's the
publican as tax collector, like Matthew, Jesus's disciple.
Second, there's the publican as tavernkeeper, like
Samuel Fraunces, friend of George Washington. Third,
there's the publican as Republican, like Eric Cantor,
corporate lickass.

2 comments:

montag said...

M-m-m, you had chile last night, am I right?

Fearguth said...

How did you guess, Montag? My wife and I dined out last night at Whataburger, and I had a #1 with cheese and sliced jalapenos.