Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Choose your punishment:  die and join 72 virgins in Paradise,
or

live and spend 72 days married to Kim Kardashian.
Posted by Fearguth at 4:52 PM
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8 comments:

montag said...

And the joy of talking decathalon with your father in law.

6:32 PM
i beati said...

oh my what a wealthy mess she is .. We surely have made some untalented people rich in this decade!!

10:47 PM
Fearguth said...

Remove all of Kim's fake parts and all that would be left is a hank of hair and a piece of bone.

10:15 AM
Cletis said...

Another skank.

6:43 PM
R W Rawles said...

What is it about the number "72"? For example, why are Islamic terrorists promised 72 virgins?

9:14 AM
Fearguth said...

"The concept of 72 virgins in Islam refers to an aspect of paradise. In a collection by Imam at-Tirmidhi in his "Sunan" (Volume IV, Chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah", chapter 21: "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven", hadith 2687) and also quoted by Ibn Kathir in his Tafsir (Qur'anic Commentary) of Surah Quran 55:72, it is stated:

It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham 'Adullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard Muhammad saying, 'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a." (from Wikipedia)

9:51 AM
R W Rawles said...

It suddenly comes to me that I have enjoyed 72 years in my present paradise....!

10:39 AM
Fearguth said...

Hey, that's not fair! I've only had 69!

11:28 AM

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