The side effects of OxyContin include memory loss,

constipation, fatigue, dizziness, nausea, lightheadedness,

headache, dry mouth, anxiety, hearing loss, pruritus,

diaphoresis, dimness in vision, loss of appetite,

nervousness, abdominal pain, diarrhea, ischuria,

dyspnea, hiccups, impotence, enlarged prostate,

decreased testosterone, and Rush Limbaugh.