Not to Be Confused with H. P. 

Lovecraft's 'The Unnamable'

Yes, it's true:  we've all become characters in H. P. 

Lovecraft's story, 'The Unnamable'.  And what was The 

Unnameable?  Manton, one of the characters in the story, 

explains: "It was everywhere — a gelatin — a slime; a vapor; — 

yet it had shapes, a thousand shapes of horror beyond all 

memory. There were eyes — and a blemish. It was the pit — 

the maelstrom — the ultimate abomination. It was

 the unnamable."

Waiting for the Re-Animator

Some believe the Cosmic Entity meant to say,

"I'm a nationalist."

For cosmic entities like Cthulhu, times are tough.

"I'm sorry to inform you that your brain 

has been Hannitized."

At the Stone Mountain of Madness

Sharing of Nude Photos of Female Marines

 Prompts Cthulhu Investigation

"Which one of you is Jon McNaughton?"

Trump wore a disguise to the polls, but he didn't fool anybody. 

Everybody knew he didn't ski.

A Choice, Not an Echo

Trilobitus cthulhusus

Trump Campaign Headquarters

"Cthulhu, we're home!"

"Oh my, the Broiled Cthulhu O'R'lyeh with 

Spiced Carrots isn't quite done!"

Ted Cruz experimented with pot as a 

young man.  He also experimented 

with other things.

Genealogists say Cthulhu O'R'lyeh is the taproot of

Bill O'Reilly's family tree.

Cthulhu, Lord of Ry'leh, Succeeds in Hostile Takeover 

of Bobby Jindal's Face