Daniel John Feaster, Okie Hitler

Who Wore It Better?

One Small Step for a Man,

One Giant Leap into the Abyss

Ah, the Global Geopolitics of Friendly Persuasion

World's #1 Superpower Deploys USS John Bolton to

Persian Gulf to Intimidate the Remaining Third of the

Axis of Evil

Weekly Moustache Maintenance Fee Included in 

John Bolton‘s $569,423 Contract with Fox News

Thomas 'Grow-the-Mustache Pie' Friedman

How That 'Profanity-Laced' Blowout in the West Wing

Between John Kelly and John Bolton Got Started

Has someone ever thought to ask John Bolton why he

keeps a petrified wooly worm under his nose?

John Bolton's Cat

Would someone please tell Trump that America

is tired of playing Who Is Hiding Behind

Hitler's Moustache?

The Silver Stache Strikes Back

Unlike many Americans who have a secret stache,

 John Bolton's stache is no secret.

Peace Talks Now Underway Between Donald 

Trump's Hair and John Bolton's Mustache

Dali's Moustache Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking

In the tradition of Where In the World Is Carmen 

Sandiego? and Where's Waldo?, there's a hot

new children's game: Who Is Hiding Behind

 Hitler's Moustache?.

Dmitry Peskov Sez: "Intelligence report on hacking

ridiculous like my moustache, nothing else!"

The Man with the Solid Gold Moustache

Kurt Russell Sez: "I believe in limited Constitutional 

government, free market capitalism, and my 

obstreperous moustache."

Attention Ohio 'Illegals'

Sheriff Fu Manchu is watching you!