Would you rather have a moot argument or a colloquium 

with Ann Althouse, Professor of Law at the University

of Wisconsin?

Zimmerman Scholar Spotted at Local Wine Shed

If you make one more snarky remark about 

Dr. Burgess and onanistic unborns, 

Professor Althouse will put you in the 

Timeout Zone for the remainder of  

Summer School.

There are four law professors in the United States who 

should be laughed off the North American continent:  

Glenn Reynolds, Ann Althouse, William Jacobson, 

and John Yoo.  But, due to the longstanding tradi-

tion of Systematic Moronization, they haven't been.

Build Your Own Douche Kabob

Ann Althouse, Professor of Law, Sez: "Paul Ryan is no

sneering plutocrat.  Hic!."

Guess who's coming before dinner?

"Don't forget the wine on your way home.  Remember:  you

get a 10% discount when you buy 10 boxes at one time.  

 XOXO, Ann."

Axis of Legal Weebles:  Glenn Reynolds,

Ann Althouse, and William Jacobson

Professor Althouse Puts on Her 'Prosser Lost Because

Kloppenburg Cheated' Face

Sure, Laurence Meade had been evicted from his Troll House

at Lawyers, Guns, & Money, but he still had Ann Althouse,

the hottest Robert W. & Irma M. Arthur-Bascom Professor

of Law at the University of Wisconsin, to suck his happy face.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #103

LaShawn Barbert and Ann Althouse

Be careful how you look at Professor Althouse as

she plays 'Chopsticks', or she might render you

unconscious with her legal argument about

'Viewpoint Discrimination Under the

First Amendment'.

In wine there is truth.  And, in truth,

there's always wine in Ann Althouse.

When it came to truth, Professor Althouse
preferred to drink it.

Standing behind every lawyer joke is a lawyer,

and standing behind every lawyer is a law

professor, like Ann Althouse.

Translate 'Ann Althouse' into English and what

do you get? 'This Old House' (but without Bob

Vila and the concomitant remodeling).

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #6

Imagine offal with a blue dress on. That would

be Ann Althouse, Professor of Law.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #56
Ann Althouse

To this day, no one seems to know how Ann Althouse managed
to stay out of camera range when this shot was taken of a
rather deserted Borders Bookstore Obama Shrine last January.
Any and all plausible hypotheses for this phenomenon
are welcomed.