"I want to buy a vowel."

Even his friends noticed that Andrew Breitbart was

beginning to look a lot like Michael Moore.

In what he thought was Heaven, Neil Cavuto reported

business news for Fox. But then he went to Hell, where

his job was to clean Michael Moore's toilet every day

with his forked tongue.

If you really want to piss him off, tell Andrew Breitbart

he's looking more and more like Michael Moore without

a cap.

"As a prominent member of the Obama Administration, Mr.

Summers, how many times would you estimate you've

watched Michael Moore's documentary, Capitalism:

a Love Story?"

If Michael Moore is fat, Chris Christie is corpulent.

Too bad Roger Bonham Smith, former Chairman and CEO of
General Motors, died in 2007 at age 82. He probably would
have really enjoyed finally meeting Michael Moore on the
day GM, formerly the most humongous corporation in the
entire known universe, declared bankruptcy.