Rand Paul Adds Another Straw Pole to His Collection

Rand Paul Wins CPAC Straw Pole

for Second Year in a Row

Abundant Harvest Guarantees Ample Supply of

Straw Man Fallacies for 2012 Elections

Values Voter Straw Pole Results

Ron Paul 37%

Herman Cain 23%

Rick Santorum 16%

Rick Perry 8%

Michele Bachmann 8%

Mitt Romney 4%

Newt Gingrich 3%

Jon Huntsman .001%

Texas Governor Seen as 'Turkey in the Straw' of Florida Poll

Florida Straw Pole Results

Herman Cain: 37.11%

Rick Perry: 15.43%

Mitt Romney: 14%

Rick Santorum: 10.88%

Ron Paul: 10.39%

Newt Gingrich: 8.43%

Jon Huntsman: 2.26%

Michele Bachmann: 1.51%

Michele Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll, Now Trying

to Decide What to Do with All That Straw

Straw Man Wins First New Hampshire Straw

Poll of 2012

"Pardon me, Scarecrow, but are you a

member of what Robert Gibbs calls the

'Professional Left'?"

Historically, the Straw Man Fallacy had been one of the

easiest Logical Fallacies to refute. But that was before

the Germans created Strawmanstein 3D.

The Straw Man Fallacy is bad, but the Mr. and Mrs.
Strawman Fallacy is much worse.

Bush Administration Straw Man to Publish Memoir,

My Years with Rove

Grasping at straws at an unprecedented rate, the

State Department has just received an emergency

resupply from China.

When you use the Fallacy of the Straw Man as often

as President Bush does, you have to buy straw by

the wagonload.

Having failed to misrepresent their opponents by means of the

Fallacy of the Straw Man, neoconservatives are now trying

to save their bacon with the Fallacy of the Straw Pig.

Javier Solana insisted that Ursula Plassnik go first.

Ursula Plassnik insisted that Javier Solana go first.

Three days later, someone tried to break the standoff

by suggesting that they flip a coin. But neither had a

coin. Then someone suggested that they draw straws.

But neither had straws. Then someone suggested that

they arm wrestle. But neither wanted to wrinkle their

suits. So that's where the matter stands as of June 27,

2006.