Reports of His Being Alive Had Been Greatly Exaggerated

During the day, David Clarke dresses up

as a sheriff.

All That's Wrong with Today's GOP in One Face

Going Down

Harder and Harder to Tell Where the GOP Mascot 

Ends and the Dung Begins

Trump has had a bad influence on the GOP

mascot.

"Look at her, look at her words, you tell me."

--- Donald Trump

Improvised Farting Device John McCain Pledges to Oppose

 Any Supreme Court Nominee Proposed by President 

Hillary Clinton

Calling All Trumpniks! 

If you truly believe the election is rigged, why bother voting on 

November 8?  Your time would be better spent hyperventilating.

Speaking of Dead People voting, Rudy definitely

will be.

"I've had enough of your bullshit, El Trumpo!"

Will the 2016 presidential election be rigged? If by 'rigged' you

 mean that tens of millions of American voters will emphatically

 reject the Creepy Clown, the answer is 'Yes!'

Framing the Narrative

Trump Trips and Falls into a

Vat of Vitriol

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #672

Ken Bone

Trump Says Shadowy 'Golgi Apparatus' Behind

 the International Bankers' Plot to Destroy U. S. 

Sovereignty

Meanwhile, in an ironic move, Sheriff 

Clarkenstein called for pitchforks and torches.

Now that Trump has accused Hillary of using drugs, 

how long will it be before he reverses polarity and 

accuses her of not using drugs?

Jesus Driving Peter Thiel and His Fellow Moneychangers

from the Temple

Greedheads Galore #46

Peter Thiel

This book is just as relevant today as 

when it was published in 1841.

The Garden State Streaker Strikes Again!

This looks like a job for Teleprompter Repairman!

"The only (expletive) way this country's ever going to

 get turned around is it will be a bloodbath and it will 

be a nasty, messy (expletive)."

After this election, America is going

to need Reality Therapy.

Gaslighting: a form of intimidation where false information

 is presented to victims, making them doubt their own 

memory, perception and sanity. 

"Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

I travel the world

And the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something."

Donald Trump, Meat Scientist

Donald Trump isn't running for President;  he's running 

for Insurrectionary. 

Pretzel Logic

Armed and Considered Deplorable

If you could count the number of galaxies in the Universe at

 the rate of one per second, it would take 12,700 years to count

 them all.

When it came to hill climbing, nothing could beat

a Crosley.

Two Jokers in Search of a Deck

Donald and Ivanka Get Ready to Bury the Trump Brand

with the Aid of Gold-Plated Shovels

The Unexpurgated Bible #143

"For I say unto you, That except your disingenuousness shall 

exceed the disingenuousness of Jerry Falwell, Jr., ye shall in 

no case enter into the kingdom of heaven."

The Unexpurgated Bible #142

"A little Trump leaven leaveneth the whole 

lumpenproletariat."

Code in the Node

BothSiderism is espoused by those who could be called 

NoSiderists, i. e., those who, from their God Perspective,

 their lofty perch above the fray, look down their priggish

 noses at the rest of flawed humankind.

Unholy Trinity

That fly in Trump's hair is bad news for Alex Jones.

If for nothing else, Donald Trump will be remembered as 

the founder of the Bull Goose Loony Party.

Lou Dobbs, Fox Business Network's Pet Doxxhund

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #671

Jim McCoole

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #144

Netherface

Trumpus Interruptus

Kylo Ren Approves This Message

Some say if you gaze at the face of Kenneth Copeland,

you turn to stone.  It's easy to see why he might be

confused with Medusa.

The Day Pigs Learned to Fly

Pablito Prepared for Trump Campaign's

Tsunami of Bullshit