Thursday, May 05, 2022

GOP Summer Camp 2022

It's easy to see why Justice Samuel Alito is such a
Frowny Face emoji magnet.

Samuel Johnson Refutes George Berkeley
Nonverbally, Exacerbates Gout

Samuel Fisher will have three years behind bars
to hone his skills as a 'dating coach'.

Justice Samuel Alito Assumes the Condescending Gaze
He Deploys in the Presence of Women

Cinco de Mayo is also a yearly celebration which 
commemorates the defeat of the Orange Death at
 the polls in 2020.

J. D. Vance, Scourge of 'Childless Cat Ladies'

Wednesday, May 04, 2022

Sometimes hiding in plain sight is not 
very efficacious.

Compared to Matt Gaetz, women in general 
are 'over-educated'.

While some celebrate May 4 as Star Wars
Day, other celebrate it as Starve the 
Vampire Squid Day.

On this day in 1977, Richard Nixon told David Frost that he 
had "let the American people down."  Contrary to popular 
belief, Nixon did not say, "May the 4th be with you."

What a Re-Bolting Development This Is!

Leaky Supreme Court

The Great Schism Rides Again!

Tuesday, May 03, 2022

So Much Leaking in Our World

Is leaking a Supreme Court decision 
1) an Insurrection, 
2) an Act of Terrorism, 
3) an Attack on Democracy, or 
4) Something Completely Different?

"Which way is the Supreme Court leaning today?"
"It all depends on which way the political wind
is blowing."

Big and Hearty Slices of Moist, Tender All-White Tucker

'JD Vance, well-known mythological character, 
said Joe Biden is allowing fentanyl through 
the border to kill MAGA voters'.

Let's play Pin the Tail on the Leaker, shall we?

In Elon Musk's world, it's always
Valentine's Day.

The Snark Tank #3
Joe Biden Serves Scorched Trump at White House
Correspondents' Dinner

Iraqi Stacks 7 M&M'S®, a New Guinness World Record; 
Ibrahim Sadeq Elected Honorary Member of the Royal
 Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things

Fictosexual Russian Soldiers Not Fooling Ukrainians

New Poll Shows Majority of Americans Do Not Trust Polls

Monday, May 02, 2022

Commander Bonespur's Last Stand

Dr. Ronny Jackson has now entered the Toxic Fandom
Phase of his drunk-love relationship with Donald Trump.

Zombie Jar Jar Binks  Vs. Godzilla

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #989
Kirk Cameron

Mike Pompeo's new svelte profile reflects
his hearty appetite for scrambled eggs and 
chicken sausage.

Nobody works harder at being a buffoon than
Rudy Giuliani.  Nobody.

'DeSantis Shows the Way Forward for Trumpism 
Without Trump'

'Funnier Than Monty Python and the 
Holy Grail', Critics Say

Governor Abbott May Declare 'Invasion of
the Chupacabras'

The Myth of 'Jewish Blood' Lives!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #988
Edwin Hemmenway and Robert Bauer

Big Bird says it really hurts his feelings when he hears 
someone voicing the Birds Aren't Real conspiracy theory.

Warm Scuzzies #1,163
Alex Villanueva

Former President Wanted to Open Fire on 
Black Lives Matter Protesters

Sunday, May 01, 2022

Trump Sez:  "We’ve endorsed—J.P., right? 
J.D. Mandel, and he’s doing great."

Like Sean Hannity, meth-ravaged Lamb Chop says
she is not a journalist.

Said the Whiteworld Host:  “They’re coming for you: 
the Blacks are coming for you, the Mexicans are coming 
for you.”

Admit it:  for a second there, you thought this was
Kyrsten Sinema.

She had a hunch there was a lot of misinformation 
about disinformation going around.

Knowing the Adversary

Sartorial Disaster

Marjorie Taylor Gaetz and Matt Greene,
or
'The Return of Internet Face Swapping'

Someone Left Trump Out in the Rain

Sexy Pinup of Hunter Biden Found on Wall in Mark Levin's Den

Still Life with Cat and COVID Truther