Does anybody know a good fish eyeballs and roe recipe?

Those wacky Dusseldorfers! What do they know about U. S. politics?

Novak Djokovic Tastes Chin for First Time,

Indicates It Makes Him Want to Hurl

"Another goddam misfire, Hillary! You hit your campaign

manager instead of that dickhead from MSNBC!"

Saint Valentine was so holy he was martyred 
three times: in 269, in 270, and then again in 273. 
 His annual feast on February 14 is the occasion for
 the display of his sacred relics, which inspires

romance around the world.

By 2008, waterboarding had been excluded from the definition

of torture. In 2010, drawing and quartering was excluded from

the definition of execution.

E. J. Dionne, Jr., Cast Out of Polite Society

for Egregious Puns

"I hope that spanking was as good for you

as it was for me."

"Iraq's still not in civil war, America's still not in recession,

and I'm still not in captivity. History is clearly on my side."

"This ain't no ski resort! This is a bleedin' skinhead rally!"

Sarko the Giant Angrily Denies Reports He Is Growing Shorter

A Show of Hands for Arcimboldo

Weenie Todd, the Demon Butcher of Fleet Street

"So, when Ms. Coulter asked you to remove your protective

suit and get comfortable, you did tell her you weren't the

real Jonah Goldberg, didn't you?"

This old Gambian woman claims she--and she alone--possesses

the skeleton key to unlock the inner secrets of the Myth of

Ronald Reagan, the Ancient of Republican Heydays.

Authorized Photo of Dick Cheney Addressing CPAC

Unauthorized Photo

So long as there is a little boy doing backflips in a garbage dump,

there's hope for the human race.

As February 14 approaches, Valentine's Day forecasters

are predicting a record Libidopalooza, which may well

top last year's World Orgasm Day.

World stock markets lost $5.2 trillion in January, Standard

& Poor's said Saturday. If, like this dude, you own a pair of

glasses equipped with Value Decreation Lenses, you will be able

to see where all that money went. Otherwise, you won't.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #6

Book Found on Nightstand by Dick Cheney's King-Size Bed