Would someone please explain the linkage between

Newt Gingrich's tiny tongue and his proclivity for

oral sex?

"Whatcha gonna do with that gun, Yosemite Sam?"

"I'm gonna overthrow me some tyrannical rabbits,

that's what I'm gonna do!"

The only thing more popular than Kafir shooting

in South Africa these days is Kafka shooting.

"Dear God, I hope the world never finds out how

much I hate Latin!"

Sarko the Giant Puts on a Happy Face, France

Goes Into Mourning

"Haven't you heard? In my universe,

hypocrisy is not a vice, it's a virtue!"

"Do you have any idea what Newt meant when he said,

'I can't handle a Jaguar right now. All I want is a

Chevrolet'?"

"It doesn't matter what I do," said the Newt.

"People need to hear what I have to say. There's

no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't

matter what I live." And then the Newt squeezed

back under his favorite rock.

Pantomime Governor Paterson Makes Generous Offer

to Help Relocate 'Ground Zero Mosque' to the Dark

Side of the Moon

Thrilla in Manila

Gomer in Homer

"You either pee in the cup, or you don't

get called on. It's that simple."

Have you heard 'Aqua Buddha Rulez!' by

Rand Paul and the Baylor Bong Bangers?

Warm Scuzzies #97

Bogen Communications

James Inhofe Named 'Founding Father'

of Petermann Island, a New Country

Four Times the Size of Manhattan,

Inhabited Only by Global Warming

Deniers

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #196

Alveda King

Sarah Palin: Is She a Fool's Golddigger?

Or a Fools' Gold Digger?

"Pardon me, Scarecrow, but are you a

member of what Robert Gibbs calls the

'Professional Left'?"

"My bong was five feet tall and had vent holes that

caused the smoke to be cooled by vortex action.

Paid $700 for that sucker and worth every penny!"

Men, forget all those bogus 'Penis Enlargement'

scams! Here's a Second Amendment remedy

that really works! And, as an added bonus,

the Supreme Court has ruled that it's

completely Constitutional!"

"Good-bye, smoggy world!"