Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #111

Papal Homily Renders Pope Comatose

For those of you who may have a hard time visualizing

a Vampire Squid, here's a picture of Goldman Sachs.

Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber

Rick Perry's face has so many fault lines

you have to wonder how long it will be

before it erupts like Eyjafjallajökull

or quakes like Haiti.

"Tea's a Natural Diuretic," Says Former

Tea Party--Now Pee Party--Activist

When his mother threw the seeds out of the window,

Jack had no idea he would one day die from an

overdose of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.

Three States Make Legal the Brandishing

of Elvis Tattoos without a Permit

The Cat in the Hat's animal companions were

getting bored.

Fay is also dyslexic and proud of it.

Subject to Change Without Notice

Mehmet Ali Talat and Mini-Mehmet

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #110

Waking a sleeping giant is more difficult

than most people realize.

It's Saturday morning, time to pop open a can of

All Day Breakfast.

As you eat, you can entertain yourself by reading

the list of ingredients on the label.

A Protester for All Seasons

Flag Desecration #31

Warm Scuzzies #74

Michael Jeffries

Beetle Loses Argument for Animal Rights

Grateful Nation Salutes Lanny Breuer

for Prosecuting NSA Whistleblower

Thomas Drake