Man Throws One of the Hardest Fastballs Ever Recorded,

Becomes Rich; Another Man Throws One of the Hardest

Cumquats Ever Recorded, Dies in Poverty

America Wandering in Darkness

And right about then was when Glenn Beck popped

out of the Alien's chest.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #208

Bryan Caplan

John McCain Posing with His

Favorite Bedtime Inflatable

Fearguth is in Ft. Smith, Arkansas, for

the River Jam Fest. As you might expect,

posting will be light and intermittent

between today and Sunday.

"If you were smarter, Michael, you would have put

your anti-Muslim rants on a blog, and today you

might be as famous as Pamela Geller."

Michael Enright Gets Ready to Go

on a Mooselim Country Safari

"Jeez! All I said was that my inner Haley

Barbour just wants to be free!"

And then the day came when some people paid Haley

Barbour $50,000 to speak, and other people paid him

$75,000 not to speak.

Where's Kumar?

Oxymorons for Our Time #59

Bobby Bright

Suddenly, the President realized he was trapped

inside an M. C. Escher print.

"Joe, when you tweeted the other day, 'What's the

moose hunting like in the Beltway?' you were aware,

weren't you, that 'moose hunting' is DC street slang

for 'going out for the sole purpose of getting fat

nasty women'?

"So who are you today, Glenn? Jesus Christ

or Martin Luther King, Jr.?"

"Looky there! Ken Mehlman's closet is empty!"

Being a teabagger is a pretty grim business.

Just ask Phil Gingrey.

Oxymorons for Our Time #58

Free Markets

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

I sleep all night and I work all day."

"Quite honestly, I only wore this outfit today

because my Spider-Man suit is at the cleaners."