Coroner Says Thomas Kinkade Died From Booze, 

Valium, and Schmaltz Overdose

"John Travolta touched whose willy?"

Allegories for Our Time #28

How ExxonMobil Regained Top Spot in Fortune 500

If Constable Pam Matranga asks if you enjoy 'motor-

boating', you would be wise to reply, "Never cared for 

motorboating.  I do like flatwater paddling, however."

“Little one, I happen to believe that the

 Constitution was not just brilliant, but that 

it was inspired, especially the Authorized

King James Version."

The Human Pretzel Sez:  "Let's all stuff the 

ice chest for Mitt in 2012!"

Now that Sarko is no longer a giant, will Carla Bruni

stay by his side?  Inquiring gossips want to know.

Warm Scuzzies #292

Veterans for a Strong America

Jim Hoft, PhalloPundit

Sarko's Giant License Suspended

Old Fad:  How Many College Students Can Be 

Crammed into a Phone Booth

New Fad:  How Many Republicans Can Be Stuffed 

into a Vagina

Cowardly Lion Looking for Spine Donor

Some say Jacob Weisberg is a 'war-loving candy ass'.

That sounds just about right.

Night of the Supermoon Was 'Experience 

of a Lifetime', Says The Wolf Man

"Incoming kitchen sink, sir!"

Sheep-on-a-Stick, This Week Only!

"This old fool must think I'm a highflier like he is."

Sign of the Times #26

Charles Manson and Osama bin Laden do. Why not you?

Warm Scuzzies #291

The Heartland Institute

Media Mogul Conrad Black Leaves Prison, Makes

Room for Rupert Murdoch