World's Worst Yoobs #152

Katie Pavlich

The NYPD has become the 

Westboro Baptist Church

of police departments.

As you can tell from this chart, oil barrels have become 

smaller and smaller over the past few months.

"What do you mean 'illegal alien', puny Earthling?"

Allegories for Our Time #29

From the Hayes Mansion, you can see 34 billionaires,

but you cannot see 7,600 homeless people living on 

the streets in San Jose, California.

Wondering how to dispose of your Christmas Tree?

Call Goat Grazers!

Michael Whitington:  Bank Robber and the

Man Who Put the 'Mug' into Mugshot

Alaska, North Dakota, Delaware, and Maine Billionaire

Drought Blamed on Global Warming

David Vitter Stands Up to North Korea

But, who will change the baby's diaper while the

adult family members are at the movie?

When he was called a "flagrantly partisan and majestically

 useless government watchdog," Darrell Issa's anger alarm

went off.

Layton Landis (Age 88) Sez:  “I don’t know, it just comes 

out. You know, ‘cats and dogs and little nigger babies’ is 

about as old as I am.”

[This elected member of the Oro Loma Sanitary

District plans to live to 102 and become, he hopes,

the 'World's Oldest Racist'.]

Augie Doggie was beginning to

have his doubts about Doggie

Daddy.

Critics are saying American Sniper is Clint Eastwood's 

best effort since he lectured an empty chair at the 2012 

Republican National Convention.

Jeb Bush Quits Company That Profited from 

Obamacare; Will He Take the Money and Run?

Barack and Friends Doing Their Impression of

The Queen of England

Any decent Congressman will wear a hazmat suit when 

anywhere in the vicinity of Michael Grimm.

Rumor has it that Sony has already started developing

a sequel to The Interview, with Vladimir Putin in the

role of Seth Rogen and Steven Seagal in the role of

James Franco.  The working title is believed to

be The Job Offer, and Kim Jong-un has tentatively

agreed to have a hissy fit and threaten to nuke 

Liechtenstein as part of the film's marketing

and advertising campaign.

Two-Minute Haters #46

Greg Gutfeld

'Twas the Night Before Boxing Day

"Voices shouting in the street, life lived to a ragged beat

Someone's world is tumbling down, and who's the saint 

and where's the clown?

Life's a dance, put on your dancing shoes, take a chance."