Things change. It used to be that the opposite of

 true was false. Now the opposite of true is Trump.

"I know, I know, but according to my map, this is the only 

road that leads to 2017."

Dozens Die in Twin Baghdad Bombings, 

America's Mission Still Accomplished

Not since The Kentucky Fried Movie has Rand Paul filled

 the screen with such Pure D dread.

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Bonnie and Clyde Death Car Not Included

Headlines We Like to See #9

'Fox News Apologizes for False Numbers in 

Food-Stamp Fraud Report'

"Yes, Buckwheat was homeless. Sad! But we've found 

a place for him in the Trump Administration."

Sign of the Times #71

GOP Outreach

"Russians are playing @CNN and @NBCNews for such 

fools - funny to watch, they don't have a clue! @FoxNews 

totally gets it!"

First in a Series of Trading Cards Celebrating

 the Putin-Trump Nonaggression Pact

It would be helpful to know the relative

Encephalization Quotients of Trump and Putin.

Benjamir Putinyahu Cyborg Makes Debut on Live Television

Suetonius had it all wrong: Julius Caesar wasn't

stabbed to death; he died from lead poisoning.

Warm Scuzzies #719

Mike Yenni

After 60 years of slumber, Joe McCarthy awoke one 

morning to discover the Commies had finally taken 

over---except they called themselves 'The He-Man 

Putin-Lovers Club'.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #64

Don't be the one who brings a Pudding Pop

to a knife fight.

Dank Memes #4

Angel Moroni, Come Blow Your Horn!

Just because you're a paranoid freak, Matt Drudge, doesn't 

mean Ooga Booga's not comin' to getcha! (Heh, heh, heh.)

Are Borscht-and-Stroganoff GOPers Teabagging Putin?

'Mini-Me Says He Hopes for Improved Relations with

 US After His Trump Doll Takes Office'

Vladimir Putin's eyes had gradually grown closer and

closer together until one day . . .

"What you're about to watch in this room is a strange 

and mortal combat between a man and himself, for in 

just a moment, Mr. Donald Trump, whose life has been 

given over to fighting adversaries, will find his most 

formidable opponent in the Oval Office that is in 

reality the outskirts of the Twilight Zone."

"Which one of you is Jon McNaughton?"

Donald Trump-un

Trent Franks ❤ Data Thieves

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #674

Jon McNaughton

Whiteworld #42

"Remember John Howard Griffin's Black Like Me? 

Well, my new book is titled White Like Me."

PEOTUS Trump Writing First Draft of Inaugural 

Speech, Says He's Confident It Will Fit Twitter's 

140-Character Limit

Are We There Yet?

"The whole age of computers has made it where nobody, 

especially me, knows exactly what is going on."

Trump to Create New Government Department

"For the ninth year in a row, respondents to a Gallup poll 

ranked Barack Obama as the most admired man in 

America." Trump says the poll was rigged.

PEOTUS Trump Greets the Ambassador of East Wackaloon

"It's all showbiz, folks, showbiz!"

The Two Dons got confused and celebrated Flag Day either 

six months late or six months early.

To fully appreciate his stand up comedy routine,

Frank Luntz should be viewed in Cinerama.

Have you wondered what the function of Trump's 

long red ties is?  Isn't it obvious?

Chris Corley (R-SC) Now Wanting to Fly 

the Confederate Flag in Jail

"Jerry says that now we're in Hell, I won't need this coat."

"Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird!"

"It’s a plane!"

"It’s PEOTUS Trump, the Suicide Tweeter!"

World's Worst Yoobs #176

Georgi Boorman

After Little Miss Muffet Was Cured of Arachnophobia

Headlines We Like to See #8

'Here are 10 of Chris Christie’s most humiliating 

moments of 2016'

Of all people, Trent Bennett, an Arkansas Dr. Zaius 

impersonator, should be the last primate to compare

 the Obamas to chimps and monkeys.

Not Rooster Cogburn

Ben Carson Sez:  "In my role as Secretary

 of Housing and Urban Development,

the Tinkertoy set I got for Christmas

will really come in handy."

Boris Epshteyn, the Drunken Speller, Sez: 

“This is not Woodstock. It’s not Summer Jam.

 It’s not a concert. It’s not about celebrities."

Headlines We Like to See #7

'Alt-Right in Civil War After Prominent Leader

 Disinvited from Pro-Trump DeploraBall’

"If the news doesn't confirm what we already believe,

it's Fake News!"

"Yes, Mr. Paladino, your son despises you so much he

changed his surname to Bracegirdle and got a face

transplant."