NOT-ROMNEY

Bishop William Lori Sez:  "We Catholic bishops are so 

enlightened these days we don't burn Jews at the stake 

anymore.  We just tell kosher deli jokes in front of 

congressional committees on national television."

So far, Sheldon Adelson has donated $11 million to Newt 

Gingrich's presidential campaign.  That constitutes a mere 

.044% of Adelson's net worth. That would be like someone 

worth, say, $100,000, donating $44.40. Less than a U. S. 

Grant.  Chump change.

Sheldon Adelson says he may buy the 

ENTIRE presidential contest in 2016 for 

$1 billion (which would amount to only 

4% of his $25 billion casino-built fortune).

  Thank God for the Supreme Court!

"I never knew you, Paul Babeu: depart from me, 

ye that work iniquity!"

Warm Scuzzies #261

Michael Berry

"Let me start from a simple premise that Oklahomans 

will understand: you cannot put a gun rack in a Volt."

Ah, but GM has thought of that, Newt.  Introducing a model 

just for Okies: the Chevy ThunderVolt.

"Yes, I contain a substantial amount of non-tobacco

 ingredients."

World's Worst Yobs #241

Tyler Cowen

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #364

Bob Morris

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #134

Robert Stacy McCain and Elizabeth Santorum

People like him.  He's human, not a space alien.  He's a

 coal-miner's grandson who is now a millionaire and a

member of the 1%.   He's a devout Catholic who

believes mainline Protestants are not Christians.

He creates American jobs by working as a lobbyist

and by driving an Audi.  And he is a wholly-owned

subsidiary of the Wyoming billionaire, Foster

Friess.  Yes, Rick Santorum is a bona fide

populist, a true 'Man of the People'.

Oxymorons for Our Time #122

Pro-Choice Libertarian

"Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty nanny with an ultrasound probe,

Whose aim is vaginal intrusion,

And her name is

'Our Mother of Violation'."

Grand Inquisitor Santorum and his ruthlessly efficient band

of men in nice red uniforms had put the little lady on the rack

for her 'phony theology' and 'radical environmentalism'.  

“Well, of course, Sheriff Babeu is a friend of mine, and all

I can say is that he also deserves the benefit, like all my

friends, of innocence until proven guilty.”

Sign of the Times #20

Heaven Forfend the Vagina Ideologues!

Deer Caught in Obama's Headlights

Why is it legal for Sheriff Paul Babeu to engage

in same-sex fornication in Arizona, but not

same-sex marriage? 

Yessiree, Bob!  Rick Santorum had his Ohio audience 

literally dancing in the aisles!

Having answered the question, "What are women for?"

James Poulos---polymath and postmodern pool hustler---

next tackled the chicken-egg conundrum, "Am I smart be-

cause I'm conservative or conservative because I'm smart?"

Elephant Man

Warning! 

If you are possessed by a demon, please

be advised that Gabrielle Amorth is an

official Vatican exorcist who also be-

lieves yoga and Harry Potter are Satanic.

"Countless women have tried to date and marry me,

but sorry, ladies, I'm off the market.”

If Alec Baldwin is as successful as Dan Savage, who

redefined the meaning of 'Santorum', the definition

of 'Breitbart' will be 'A Festering Boil on the Anus

of Public Discourse'.

"What would you do for a TransCanada Oil Shale Sandwich?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #363

Jeanine Notter

"There still needs to be some bounds for privacy,”

Sheriff Babeu said, as he created yet another self-portrait

with the aid of his smartphone.

According to Sheriff Paul Babeu, his favorite part of

'playing doctor' with José the Illegal Alien was the

breast exam.

At Cirque du Soleil, they call this

maneuver the 'Mitt Romney'.

Mike DeWine, Ohio's Republican Attorney-General, has

changed his political endorsement again, this time from

Mitt Romney to Rick Santorum.  Poor Mitt!  Even his

endorsers are flip-floppers!

"I bid you welcome.  The shape of mainline Protestantism

in this country is in shambles. It is gone from the

world of Christianity as I see it.  And, yes, nobody

expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Wake up, O wise ones,  it's the 6th anniversary of

bildungblog!  That's right, six years ago today---

February 18, 2006---this blog was born.  Now you

can go back to sleep.

Some are calling the state of Virginia's mandatory transvaginal

ultrasound probe legislation  the 'State-Sponsored Rape' Law.

Claytie Williams would say that's way too harsh, preferring

to call it the 'As Long as It's Inevitable, You Might as Well

 Lie Back and Enjoy It' Law.

Pat Buchanan Sez:  "I've been whitelisted, but I'm not beaten!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #362

Dr. William Thierfelder

MSNBC Sacks Pat Buchanan 10 Years Too Late

The state of Alabama will be closing most of its mental

hospitals because it has become difficult---and often

impossible---to tell the difference between those on

the inside and those on the outside.

"Now come on, come on, there she is, she's all ready for it. 

She's a real stunner, she's really well stacked, you've got

her legs up and---damn!---she has a Bayer aspirin between

her knees!"

'Virginia Is for Lovers' Who 'Live Passionately'

and Enjoy 'Transvaginal Ultrasound Probing'

"I just want to shrink government down to the size where it's

small enough for transvaginal insertion."

Sign of the Times #19

To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Austerity

Asked the man who has had 4 wives but 0 children,

"Why are so many people afraid of birth?"

When she stumbled on the campaign trail yesterday,

 Callista, fortunately, was wearing her helmet.

Two-Minute Haters #24

John Guandolo

Rombo Attempts to 'Santorumize' Man of the Froth

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #361

Becky Currie

Rick Santorum's budget for sweater vests should be

solidly in the black with the $1,295,277.00 he earned in

2009 and 2010 'consulting and speaking' (i. e., lobbying)

 for health care and energy interests.

'Baptism for the Dead' (I Corinthians 15:29) is one of Paul

 the Apostle's teachings that most people who profess to be

Christians either don't know about, studiously ignore, or

refuse to talk about. Take Mitt Romney, for example.