"Is it just me, Mr. Cheney, or has your crooked smile

become even crookeder?"

"Immigration reform?  I was only kidding!"

"C'mon, Sarah, sit on it and spin!"

"It's pronounced 'Eyegor', not 'Eegor'!"

"They're called 'Pheasants', Ted, not 'Peasants'!"

God is talking to Tom DeLay once more, telling him to lead a

'Constitutional revival'.  And if that means revolution in the

streets, so be it.  Ah, conservatism!

"MSNBC’s Martin Bashir Torches Alan Grayson 

for ‘Inflammatory’ KKK-Tea Party Email"

Photo Oops! #1

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #146

In the United States, 'head under heels' isn't considered

to be an idiomatic expression.

Iran Could Have Bomb in a Month, Only 68 Years 

After the U. S. Did

If you were covered by a $20,000-a-year health insurance

package provided by your wife's employer, you, like

Tailgunner Ted, might go on kamikaze missions with

 reckless abandon, too.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #27

Don Yelton

Rush Limbaugh, Pretty in Pink

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #526

Jim Bob Duggar

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #33

Jofi Joseph

What Goes On Inside the Secret Room of Mitt Romney's

New Holladay, Utah House

Thirteen-Year-Old Boy Openly Carries AK-47 Replica, 

Is Shot Dead by Deputies

Many in the Utah GOP now see that Mike Lee is better

suited to be the sphinx in Gilgal Garden than a senator

in Washington, DC.

Representative Renee Ellmers (R-NC) Behind Eight Ball

After Son's Unsecured AR-15 Assault Rifle Stolen Out of 

Her Unlocked Garage

Ted Cruz to Be Added to World War II Memorial

The Republican Establishment in the Age of Coolidge

The Republican Establishment in the Age of Cruz

Has Ted Cruz set a date yet for his Beer Hall Putsch?

See the madness!  Feel the madness!  Be the madness!

Jeb Bush Sez:  "C'mon, GOP, show a little bit of self-

restraint!  Don't call Barack Obama a 'Kenyan Usurper';

just call him a 'Usurper'."

Sold Separately, But Should

Be Mixed Before Drinking

Representative Blake Farenthold (R-TX), as you can see, 

has made one too many trips to the slopjar.

Ivy League Teasipper Flim-Flams the Rubes

When the Treasury Secretary hears 'Gardez Lew', he

knows there's more shit from Ted Cruz headed his way.

That Mad Tea Party is one hell of a ride!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #525

Christine Jones

When even Rod Dreher labels the Tea Party Republicans

'raving loonies', you know the wheels of the GOP band-

wagon have fallen off.

First, these Utah Boy Scout nimrods toppled a 170-million-

year-old rock formation in Goblin Valley State Park.  Next

up:  Balanced Rock in Arches National Park.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #26

Mayor Linda Oliver

Keith Alexander Reacts to News He Will Be Leaving

the Main Bridge of the USS Starship Enterprise by

 Next April

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #524

Dianne Reidy

So what if the government shutdown has cost the 

economy $24 billion.  We can just deduct it from 

Ted Cruz's 2016 campaign war chest, can't we?

What Ted Cruz Will Be Eating Tonight

to Celebrate His Victory Over

Obamacare

Ted Cruz, Airdancer

Rush Limbaugh is now saying the GOP is the most

 irrelevant political party he can remember.  He must

 have forgotten the Guns and Dope Party and the Rent

 Is Too Damn High Party.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #523

Michael Needham

Ted Cruz Sez:  "Well, you know at every stage, my 

prayer to God is that His will be done. As it will be.”

[Sounds like God's will is contingent on Ted's prayer.

That's called 'Megalomania'.]

Warm Scuzzies #432

Smokin' Joe's Ribhouse

The Few.  

The Proud.  

The Confederate Marines.

Little Known Fact #43

Up to 100,000 winter ticks can gather on a single moose,

 sucking so much blood the animal becomes anemic causing 

it to scratch off its fur and beg Sarah Palin to put it out of its 

misery.

New Fukushima Industries Mascot Is 

Real Mothrafucker

Some cooking oil in China contains chicken and duck anuses, 

pig offal, feathers, and fox hair.  Given its composition,

what do you think would be the best food to fry in it?

Sarah Palin Gets Ready for What Michele

Bachmann Calls 'God's End Time History'

Master of the Twenty-One Percenters