"Hey, when I picked up the phone, I was tempted to say,

'City morgue:  you stab 'em, we slab 'em!'  But when

I realized it was David Koch on the line, I just said

'Hello, boss!'"

"Clear the set, everybody!  It's time for the

next scene in The Human Comedy."

"Governor Walker, believe me, I feel your pain!"

"Michelle Malkin, I'm the child of immigrants, too, and I'm

keeping an eye on you!" 

"Yes, Mr. Munster, it's true:  in the North, they

call it 'Masturbation', but in the South, they call

 it 'Hillbilly Handfishing'."

Yes, Google looks completely different when you look at it

from Glenn Beck's 'Dumb Republican Blonde' perspective.

Remember when Tail-Gunner Joe warned that Communists

in the government were destroying the 1950s?  Well, they

still are, except today they are called 'Republicans'.

"Are you listening, Scott Walker?  This is

what Koch addiction does to your body!" 

"Yeah, Rolling Rock tastes a lot better now that it's brewed

in Newark, New Jersey, instead of Latrobe, Pennsylvania.

Have you ever been to Latrobe?  What a bunch of rubes!"

According to a USA Today/Gallup Poll, 61% oppose

taking away a union's collective bargaining rights.

Here's how the same poll was reported on Fox.

Christine O'Donnell Invited to Appear on Dancing

with the Stars, Despite Having Two Left Feet

Warm Scuzzies #148

Koch Companies Public Sector

"Fellow Wisconsinites, I know its cold out tonight, but our state

is so broke we couldn't afford a fire to go along with my

'Fireside Chat'."

Teachers, if you need a job and want to get paid, you'll have

to move to Afghanistan, where the United States will be

sending $116 billion over the next 12 months.

Jeffrey R. Cox (AKA 'Pro Cynic') Didn't Know Mouth Was

Loaded, Shoots Hole in Pocketbook

Screeching Weasel

Another Screeching Weasel

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #276

Lois Kolkhorst

Wisconsin Governor Busted for Buying Fake Koch

Ziona Chana, age 66, has 39 wives, 94 children, and

33 grandchildren.  He thinks Jim Bob Duggar is a

lightweight.

Wackenhut Introduces Absolut Ass, the Vodka That

Made Scott Walker Famous