American Schutzstaffel #8

Having mastered the job of Senator after just 20 days of

on-the-job training, Rand Paul says he's now ready to step

 into the Oval Office.

World's Worst Yoobs #92

Jennifer Griffin

Potemkin Fiat

Warm Scuzzies #163

David Schubert

World's Worst Yobs #215

Steve Harrigan

This Week in Sex:  Charlie Sheen 'Smooches'

Jimmy Kimmel, Donald Trump 'Screws'

Muammar Gaddafi, Fossil of Giant

Playboy Bunny Found Off Coast

of Spain

Although it costs a little more, the Victoria Jackson Sex Doll

comes pre-inflated.

Single Mohawk

Double Mohawk

Triple Mohawk

Reverse Mohawk

No one would pay a penny for her thoughts,

because that would be a foolish investment.

Support Our Troops

The Raytheon Motto:  'Customer Success Is Our Mission'

The croak of the Poison Dart Frog is unmistakable.  It's a very

shrill, screechy 'Tea-GOP-er, Tea-GOP-er, Tea-GOP-er!"

Madame Giuliani Unable to Accept That 9/11 Has Been

Superseded by 3/11 as the Most Tragic Date in History

John Wayne Sapp, Christian Arsonist

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #285

David Prosser

I Remember Dubya #47

"In the near future, people will often confuse me

with Barack Obama. That's understandable, since I

was born in New Haven, Connecticut, and he was

born in Hawaii, just off the coast of Midland, Texas,

where I developed my love for the Middle East."

Forget Hanna Montana, Billy Ray!  Miley

is now 'Achy Breaky Heart' in drag. 

Deal with it!

If you're a sexagenerian, don't you find it amusing how people

in their 30s and 40s have started sensing the distance between

themselves and people in their teens and 20s?  What's espec-

ially amusing is how they so often refer condescendingly and

intolerantly to the peer group they once, not so long

 ago, proudly counted themselves members of.

"Senator Lee, for someone who lives in the high desert that

is Utah, you apparently don't get out in the sun much.  Do

you consider that an advantage or disadvantage?"