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Warm Scuzzies #295

Ben Arredondo

In Shanghai, this is considered a 'slightly polluted' day.

This man believes Richard Nixon was a genius.

"Just act human, son, and you can become President of

the United States."

"Thanks, Dad, but you know I can't act worth a darn."

It would appear that 'Romney's Clinton Strategy' and 

'Clinton's Romney Strategy' both involve a goose 

in the caboose.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #388

Mike Coffman

Warm Scuzzies #294

Franciscan University of Steubenville

When told that meatcutters had discovered a new

steak, the 'Las Vegas Strip', all the cow said was,

"Moo!"

Why is it not surprising that Steve Vaillancourt (R-NH), who

wears black shirts and white ties, would also give the Nazi

salute and say, "Sieg Heil!" while addressing the New

Hampshire legislature?

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #146

Robert Stacy McCain, 'Nice Deb', and Jim Hoft

The existence of Beer Goggles had been rumored for a 

long time, but until the President of the United States 

gave a thumbs up, it was just another hypothesis.

"Looks like this kid needs a good dose of 

Noche de Moombahton."

"How did you guess?  It takes talent to become as

politically insignifcant as I am!"

Goldfinger

Goldfather

"Gosh, I can't believe how much I hate Willie

the Penguin!  Kools really suck!"

"Good evening.  I currently have more followers on Twitter

than anyone else in the world and represent the latest

stage in the long history of human evolution.  I'm here to

announce that next year, the Twitter character limit will

be reduced from 140 to 80, thereby making it even easier 

for you to drop water balloons, figuratively speaking, on

 your religious, political, ideological, and personal enemies."

"Yes, I'm Eugene Volokh, a law professor

at UCLA, a popular blogger, and a

sharp-dressed man." 

Fred L. Smith, Jr., President and Founder of the Competitive

Enterprise Institute, is a rather empty-headed propagandist

for his corporate masters.  But, in all fairness, one has to 

admit he has a rather distinguished-looking beard and full

head of hair for a man of the Second Gilded Age.

Just moments after this photograph was taken, a 

professional flagburner snuck up behind this mean-

looking dude, doused him with gasoline, set him on 

fire, and shouted,

"TWOFER!"

To a bankster, like Jamie Dimon, 'civic morality' and 

'corporate responsibility' are meaningless concepts.  

He follows only one rule in life:  "Get as rich as I can

 as fast I can, so that I, like the Koch brothers, can

 spend the rest of my life using my wealth to push 

people around."

When you live in Mississippi, stereotyping 

is unnecessary.

Living in a Total Information Awareness State, as we all now

are, means that every American today is the star of his or 

her own reality show. We need to keep this in mind when 

the temptation arises to forget our audience, slack off, 

and become boring.

Eduardo Saverin, Co-Founder of Facebook,  'Goes Galt' 

and Renounces U. S. Citizenship, Becomes Hero of 

Superpatriotic Portuguese-Speaking Tax Dodgers

What is it with Richard Nixon, David Gregory, and

sweaty upper lips?

Rush Limbaugh Ditches Fourth Wife, Weds Bronze 

Likeness in Hall of Famous Missourians

Murdoch's Witch Charged with 'Perversion of Justice'

Pope Benedict Puts on the Whole Armor of God for

Toe-to-Toe Combat with the Girl Scouts

John Derbyshire Sez:  "White supremacy, in the sense 

of a society in which key decisions are made by 

white Europeans, is one of the better arrange-

ments History has come up with." 

Ron Paul Ends Active Campaigning, 

Enters Inactive Campaigning Phase

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #122

I Own the World

Sorry, ladies, he's not glad to see you:  it's just

a pistol in his pocket.

Newsweek Editor Says Cover Picture of

Barack Obama Not Photoshopped

"Yes, children, this is not Orson Welles."

Reince Priebus Sez: "Gays Deserve

 'Dignity and Respect,' but Only 3/5ths

 as Much as Straights"

If he was hoping to evade airport scanners by having an

Al-Qaida operative surgically implant explosives in his 

love handles, the would-be terrorist still had a ways to go.

Somebody forgot the cheese.

If North Carolina is looking like Mississippi, 

just imagine what Mississippi is looking like.

Gerald Seib, an editor for the Wall Street Journal, dresses

as if he were living in the 19th century.  He thinks and writes

 that way, too.

Geraldo Sez:  "TSA Junked My Junk and

 I Wasn't Even Wearing a Hoodie!"

Bully in the Pulpit

Mitt Romney would probably be in favor of building new

Debtors' Prisons, so long as they are privately owned

and operated.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #387

Ed Klein

The Age of Skepticism had dawned.

Flag Desecration #56

"Bad news, Amanda!  The team from Our Lady of Sorrows

won't play us unless you undergo a sex-change operation."