Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Like Corey Lewandowsi, Richard Nixon was
as honest as he could be.

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

When Elizabeth Warren Speaks, the People Listen
Gauleiter Levandowski of the Trumpenproletariat
Even Yoooger Than Trump
Remembrance of Things Past
You can stay at the Ritz Carlton Central Park in 
New York City for $995 a day.  To stay one day
 at Gitmo in Cuba costs $35,616.
Sean Spicer Reserve Chartreuse and the Dancing with the
 Stars Drinking Game Were Made for Each Other

Monday, September 16, 2019

Dancing with the Stars:  Where 6th Magnitude Stars
Go to Die
The Manchurian Canteloupe
This Is the House That Oxycontin Built
Great Misadventures in Science #12
Artificial Inspamination
If Francisco Goya Had Painted Monty Python's 
'Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog'
Far Siderism vs. Both Siderism:
Will 2020 Vision Make a Comeback?
Queen Blames Iran for Drone Attack on Saudi Arabia

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Trump Sez:  "They want to scare Brett Kavanaugh 
into turning Liberal!"

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Next Up on Fox & Fiends
Donald Trump Reveals All the Naughty Bits About 
World Leaders and Identifies His Favorite Dictator
The only thing more powerful than Thor's Hammer is 
Trump's Sharpie.
Had the thinker been totally pantsed, or
was he just dreaming?
Trump's Bucket List
Rand Paul feuding with Liz Cheney is like a white rhino 
butting heads with a water buffalo.

Friday, September 13, 2019

Trump Blames Skin Tone on One-Night Stand
with Minute Maid
Baltimore Rolls Out the Rat Carpet for Trump
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #780
Briscoe Cain
Mascot of the 2020 Presidential Campaign
Imhotep Makes His Move
Will Reverse Ageism hurt Bernie Sanders's chances in
 the race for the Democratic presidential nomination?
"The monster is apparently triggered by the word, 
'Kardashian', Dr. Frankenstein."
The Trump Family's Most Precious Heirloom
If you hear someone singing 'Bringing in
the Sheaves' tonight, it just might be
Jason Voorhees.
If you're this close to your toilet paper, 
you're too damn close.

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Rude Frenchman from Monty Python Sketch Taunts 
Bilious American a Second Time
The Unexpurgated Bible #173
"And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, 
he was taken up; and a cloud received Andrew Yang out 
of their sight."
Instead of debates, the RNC will stage a series of 
Trump vs. Pieface slugfests around the country in 
the run-up to the Republican National Convention
in Charlotte next August.
Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Donald Trump Doing Their 
Ethel Mertz and Lucy Ricardo Impression
It was the age of duct tape and 
extension cords.
Say 'Medicare for All' and Kevin Brady goes full
Curly Stooge and spells 'cat', 'k-i-t-t-y'.

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Q:  "I have a big wad of Brad Parscale stuck to
the bottom of my shoe.  Is there any way to get
it off?"
A:  "Have you tried plastique?"
Nashville Among Worst Head Bug Infested Cities in the U.S.
 Imagine Bolton singing, "How Am I Supposed to Live 
Without You?"

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

If John Bolton is 'A Man of the Left', then Tucker Carlson
 must be completely off the chart.
The Real Reason Trump Sacked Bolton
New Book for Sale in the White House
Gift Shop
Sign of the Times #80
A Public Service Announcement from the North American 
Cartographic Information Society
Al Franken warned us, but we just wouldn't 
listen.
Theory That T. Rex Became Extinct from Duelling Debunked
The only thing more humiliating than being hired by Trump
is being fired by Trump.
God One to Air Force One: "Tag . . . you're it!"
"Looking and Behaving More and More Like
a Cenobite," Say White House Insiders
Look for Higher Mathematics on Aisle 2

Monday, September 09, 2019

 New Palin Family Values Reality Television Show 
in the Works