"Sheesh, bro, you've got the most deviated

septum I've ever seen!"

Andy Sullivan Reportedly Haunted by the Ghost of

Clinton Past, the Ghost of Clinton Present, and the

Ghost of Clinton Yet to Come

Pangolins are notorious panhandlers. Please do what

you can to help break them of this nasty habit.

Soccer stars suck on things because sucking is

one of their natural reflexes.

"Now that you mention it, coach, the air isn't

nearly as thin down here."

"That step, sir, would be the Charleston."

Alaska Republican State Representative Pete Kott Sells

Soul to the Devil for the Price of a Used Riding Lawnmower

Blank Slate #3

Top Stories from November 11, 2007
"Chalk Talk: How to Execute a Miracle 15-Lateral Touchdown"
"Can You Judge Wine Better with Your Eyes Closed"?
"Can Beyoncé End the War on Terrorism?"

"My Husband and I Want to Sleep Around. Should We?"

Drudge Report Funnies #13"SHOCK: Parking Rage Caught On Tape; Dentist Turns Violent
Over Blocked Parking Space; Best Views of Tragedy Blocked by
Nude Rubberneckers"

The day Denmark decided to invade Mexico.

"You goddam evolutionist, if I hear you say Charles

Darwin one more time, I'll rip your face off!"

"Call me lazy, and I'll call you another victim

of the Puritan work ethic."

"Listen, you Yorkshire twit! We Danes are the greatest

dogs in the world. Period. End of discussion!"

Things to Avoid #9

Wearing a Coiled-Steel Bonnet in an Electrical Storm

"Ambassador Bolton,

Unlike a stopped clock, you are wrong twice a day.

Sincerely,

Mohamed ElBaradei"

Chancellor Merkel wasn't too keen on the President's

idea of making Ray Wylie Hubbard's "Screw You, We're

From Texas" America's new national anthem.

David Brooks After Paul Krugman Mopped the 
Floor with Him

Flag Desecration #7

Divine Wind Turbans

Baby Krakatoa Dissed by Volcanologists