The Bipedal Buttsore Speaketh

Contrary to popular belief, Jonah Goldberg is not 

overweight.  He just pads his body like he does 

his resume.

Ernest P. Worrell swears that Representative Vern 

Buchanan (R-FL), when he's not grifting or grafting, 

speaks spam as a second language.

Other Things North Carolina Is Famous For

Krispy Kreme Donuts 

Winston Cigarettes

John Edwards

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #145

Michelle Malkin and Bryan Preston

Mourdock Credits NeoConfederate Necktie for

Victory Over Lugar

Was Rick Santorum being raptured, or had he scored with 

Lindsay Lohan?  That was what Jay Leno wanted to know.

The Tyranny of Pulitzers: How Jonah Goldberg 

Cheats in the Battle of the Books

Indiana Republicans Trade One Dick for Another

Religiously speaking, Bacon Sundaes had kept them

apart for millennia.

Sorry, little one, but you've been thrown into this 

world and there's only one way to get out.

Veined Octopus Sez:  "Occupy Wall Street!

Also, Coconut Shells!"

In the singular, humans can be delightful.  

In the plural, dreadful.

He had pretty much given up on formulating a Unified 

Field Theory, but he was still working on a Conspiracy 

Theory of Conspiracy Theories.

Seamus Sez:  "Let sleeping dogs lie and lying dogs sleep, 

but Master Mitt should have to wear the Cone of Shame

 until Election Day, 2012." 

Sign of the Times #26

Romney Responds to Obama's

'Marxist' Campaign Slogan

If your brain hurts, would you want a Birther,

like Dr. John Whitley, operating on it?

Rick Santorum 'Endorsing' Mitt Romney

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Forming 

Broad Alliance to Take 'Bold' Action on Washday

"Even though I opposed it, the auto bailout was my idea."