Tuesday, January 14, 2020

If Trump made you cry in 2016, 
Buttigieg will make you laugh
in 2020.
Trump Provides Photographic Proof
of His Claim That He Deserved the
Nobel Peace Prize, Rather Than
the Ethiopian Prime Minister
One Pill Makes Him Larger,
One Pills Makes Him Small

Monday, January 13, 2020

Nancy Pelosi's Lightsaber Puts Trump's Balls on
High Alert
Since it was 49 degrees with no snow in DC when this tweet was
 posted, it must mean Trump is smoking crack again.

Friday, January 03, 2020

Noli Me Tangere
War Is the Health of the State

Thursday, January 02, 2020

If Trump's Twitter Feed Were an Ad for a Cult Movie
 From the 1970s
How to Get Rid of an Upset Stomach Fast!

Wednesday, January 01, 2020

'Alex Jones and Infowars Ordered to Pay $100,000 in Court
 Costs for Sandy Hook Case'
Corey Lewandowski Abandons Potential Senate Bid,
Says 'Winning Would Be Too Easy'

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Appearances to the contrary notwithstanding, Lev Parnas 
did things, witnessed things, and knows things that are 
highly relevant.
Sanders Releases Letters from Three Doctors Attesting to
 the Fact He's Only a Septuagenarian
Plastic Man seemed unconcerned when he heard that each of us
 consumes 20 kilograms of microplastic over the course of our
 life.  That's the equivalent of two mobile recycling bins.
Just press Lullaby & Good Night Donald's tummy and
he says, "Sleepy Joe Biden is so boring!"
"No White Supremacy, No Neo-Nazi, Just Ignorance"

Monday, December 30, 2019

Scott Jennings's Cat
Mick Mulvaney Shirt Popular with Impeachment Watchers

Sunday, December 29, 2019

Baby's First Prophecy
Come On, Baby, Do the Loco-Motion!