Flag Desecration #60

World's Worst Yoobs #128

Margaret Sullivan

Remember those leftovers you stuck in the fridge two 

months ago---the mystery meat that's now covered with 

three different colors of mold and the reddish veggie matter

that's now liquified?  Well, Rudy Giuliani is a lot like that.

“Brian, come on. What do you think the stroll on the 

beach with Obama and Christie was? It was politics.

 Why do you think Obama called Christie and 

wanted to go into town? It was politics. And 

you know how much I abhor politics!" 

"Benghazi, rawr!  Benghazi, rawr!  Benghazi, rawr!

Benghazi, rawr!  Benghazi, rawr!  Benghazi, rawr!

Et cetera, et cetera, and so forth!"

"Elect me, or I'll send Joe Pesci to Wisconsin to

cuss you all out!"

If you discover a beached whale on the golf course, just call 

New England Aquarium's 24-Hour Marine Animal Hotline.

Mark Cuban Offers Donald Trump $1 Million

 to Shave His Beaver

Although the Governor was twice the man the President was, 

Hurricane Sandy had helped minimize their difference. 

The dog was on the table, but, so far, Social Security

and Medicare were not.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #19

David Mamet

"I take pride in the fact that my library contains no 

book published after Calvin Coolidge left office."

Chicago conspirators bump unemployment rate up to 7.9%, 

just to befuddle Jack Welch's incredible shrinking brain.

"The average density of stars in the universe is 

about 1.4 per 100 billion cubic light-years."  The 

average density of stars in Hollywood is reportedly

 much higher.

Public Service Announcement

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #435

John Koster

It was just another day in Mitt Romney's Potemkin Village.

"Hold on, everybody!  Walmart has

everything under control!"

"Leprosy?  Yes, leprosy has already taken three fingers 

off my right hand!"

Yes, it's true:  Republican life does begin at deception.