If all you had to go by was this picture, what would you

guess this young woman is saying with her face paint?

Would you believe she is protesting the high cost of cable

access in Israel to the upcoming World Cup games?

If you insist on getting a Fidel Castro tattoo,
you should probably place it on the bottom of
your foot. Otherwise, some anti-Castro zealot
from Miami might cut your leg off at the knee.

Does the man wearing this button believe (1) that

marriage means one man and one woman can marry

only once (thus ruling out remarriage after divorce or the

death of a spouse)? or (2) that one man and one woman

can marry as often as they like, so long as it's one at a time?

At this year's Epsom Derby, traditional roles were reversed:

the thoroughbreds sat in the stands and whinnied while the

fans huffed and puffed over the racecourse.

Last Sunday, a majority of Peruvian voters turned

their backs on Ollanta Humala. But those who voted

for Alan Garcia weren't too thrilled with him, either.

Flagellant Rehearsing for Assassin's Role in Iranian Version of

The Da Vinci Code

If you are of marriageable age and live in Shanghai,

your parents may find you a husband or wife by posting

a "Spouse Wanted" sign on a tree trunk in a public

park. Not surprisingly, the marriage failure rate in

Shanghai is about 40%. But that's about the same as

the United States.

The speaker was outraged by the outrageous

lack of outrage in America today.

James Inhofe, Republican Senator from Oklahoma,

has proposed a Constitutional amendment banning

the manufacture, sale, or display of sodomitical

wedding cake decorations.

"He ain't heavy. He's my lover. Ribbit, ribbit."

This sign points to where you will find Hell on Earth.

Once there, you will meet

the Mayor

and the City Manager.

Berwyn, Illinois has put itself on the map with the

opening of the world's largest laundromat.

Featuring 145 washing machines and 125 dryers, it is truly a modern marvel.

In what is considered to be a novel attempt

at openness and transparency, British Prime

Minister Tony Blair debated himself before a

live audience. Polled afterwards, the audience

decided by a wide margin that both sides in the

debate lost.

Wearing fruit salad is popular with men

and women.

Too late, Senator Lieberman realized that he

shouldn't have swallowed George Bush whole.

President Bush was pleased as Punch to finally

learn where the buck stops.

Brand New Skullcrushers Bass-Amplified Stereo 
Headphones with Built-In Subwoofer and 1000mm 
Neodymium Magnet Speakers

Slow Day at the Dog Show

'Free' is a word Vladimir Putin still doesn't fully understand.

It's easy to see why Uganda has a problem with

overpopulation. There are simply too many storks.

Sometimes you can't even lead a horse to water,

much less make it drink.

Joe Bob Briggs was elated when he heard that the

drive-in was alive and well in Thailand.

The billboard makes a good point: there ARE too

many limos in the United States.

This is not a demonstration in Iran.

This is a demonstration in Iraq,

the country America liberated.

"Feel my hand, Steve Westly? By my count, you still have two

family jewels. If you wish to keep them, do exactly as I say."

Bhopal's environmental activists haven't forgotten what happened

on December 3, 1984.

When you play on the Pissoir Pitch, remember

to keep your hands off the balls.

This Palestinian potter is getting ready to create a new

Adam, using the same technique pioneered by Yahweh

over 6,000 years ago. He's hoping the second Adam will

turn out better than the first one did.

The Great Satan was putting the young acolyte to the test.
 He kept whispering to her, "The Ayatollah is an 
Assaholah! The Ayatollah is an Assaholah!"

Petrified Jesus Oversees Pentecost at St. Peter's Square

Algerians Chant Praises to the God of Gunpowder

In German, this is called Fussballwattmeisterschaft.

That just about covers it.

Yoshiaki Murakami, soon to be charged with insider trading,

can already feel the noose tightening around his neck.

How the little boy got to the moon is still unknown.

Who really rules in Iran today? This picture makes evident the power

ratio which exists between Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President

of Iran, and the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader.

Will this Iraqi boy live long enough to remember that day

when he chilled out with a water buffalo along the bank

of the Euphrates River?

Someone has said that an inverse correlation exists

between your age and your love of bubbles. When was

the last time you had fun with bubbles? "Can't remember,"

you say?

Defense researchers in the United States

have reportedly patented a device to fire

police officers, firefighters, or special forces

to the top of a five-story building. These same

researchers are now trying to figure how these

human cannonballs will be able to land without

splatting like bugs on a windshield.

Romanian Uses Cross to Fend Off Gay Vampires

Judging from this picture of Romanians protesting against

homosexuals, it's understandable why some Romanian men

would prefer to have sex with other men.

X-Ray of Duck Dodgers Reveals Final Resting Place

of Marvin the Martian

Sanitation Engineer at Siesta Time

Japanese Man Attempts to Set New World Record in the

Transpacific Backfloat Competition

While you and your family are at the Namjatown

theme park, you can sample some of its latest

ice cream flavors, including cow tongue, Indian

curry, cheese, and cactus.

"A woman who fell in love with a cobra has reportedly

married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding

celebrated by 2,000 guests in India's Orissa state." This

story may shed new light on what really happened in the

Garden of Eden over 6,000 years ago.

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt's New $17,000 Pacifier