Fearguth Refuses to Alter Unflattering Photograph of Rupert Murdoch;

Fox News Responds: "Disgusting" ... "Beneath Comment" ... "Fighting

with a Pig"

"See that crocodile over there. We've trained it to stay perfectly
still so you can take better pictures. But please keep your hands
inside the boat. Crocs, you know, are always looking for a hand out."

"Hey, buddy! Take up thy cross and follow me! Did you

hear what I said, buddy? Darn it! Lost another one!"

“I thank God for my drug addiction. It made me understand my
shortcomings, such as being unable to love myself sufficiently."

Rush Limbaugh Doing What He Does Best: Blowing Smoke

American Empire #30

Coercive Interrogation Techniques

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I am NOT too hot-skinned, thin-tempered,

or short-headed to be President!"

Lame Duck

Limp Dick

Even the pigeons had turned against Sarko the Giant.

Cock of the Walk Sports New Tangler Wrangler

Groomer II Long-Tooth Greyhound Style Comb

"Let's win this one for Bluto's new tattoo!"

Fearguth's Rules of Order #14

Don't try to impress an orangutan with all

the ways you know to pronounce 'tomato'.

"In your new role as a McCain adviser, you

won't be needing this head anymore."

What a Difference U Can Make

Pissant

Puissant

They didn't know where they were headed, but they

were happy to be swimming in the Mainstream.

"I'm trying to 'move to the Center', as they say.

Do you have any idea where that might be?"

McCain Unplugged

There's an Internet rumor going around that Barack Obama

drinks bottled water. Pass it on.

"Go ahead, smear me!" the chocolate wrestler exclaimed.

Razing McCain #15

Why does Senator McCain flip-flop on the issues so much?

One of his advisors, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, says it's because

McCain is a pragmatist; he's "interested in getting results."

Yeah, like getting elected.

"Consumer Countries Have to Adapt to the Prices and the

Mechanisms of the Market," Says Mechanical Man

The Day Hoppity Hooper Met Beaky McAvis

The world watched silently as the fate of Tibet was decided.

Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter Join Forces to Form ShoveOff!,

the Radical Right's Answer to MoveOn

"Senator Obama is saying I'm a genuine war hero. Well, you

know, this election is about trust, and trusting people's word,

and unfortunately, Senator Obama's word cannot be trusted."

"Gee," the little boy thought, "Little Red Riding hood was right.

Grandma's teeth are really big!"

Few people realize the same Invisible Hand that keeps raising

gasoline prices is what holds airplanes up in the sky.

American Empire #29

Executive Privilege

World's Worst Jobs #84

Bangladeshi Stone Bearer

According to Rick Kaplan, executive producer of CBS Evening

 News, many aspects of business, like silhouette photography, 

have been revolutionized by the Tiger Woods phenomenon.

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To prove he's just as qualified as John McCain to be President,

Barack Obama has agreed to be waterboarded, bastinadoed,

and keelhauled on Survivorman.

"I want my Mommy!"

Did you know that one of the most effective laxatives you can

give a constipated rat is watermelon juice?

Shtupmobiler Poppin' a Wheelie

Man Obtains Pet License for World's Largest Halibut

Remember: the more times you contribute, the more chances

you get to ride the bus with John!

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Sculptures Dating Back to the

Old Sand Age

"A thousand pardons, but could you direct me to a topless

bar called the 'Gaza Strip'?"

New Airport Scanner Can Detect Ski Masks, AK-47s

"Is it true troubles melt like lemondrops way up high?"

At the Mashuk Akva-Term Sanatorium and Spa in the town of

Zheleznovodsk, Russia, the therapeutic motto is, "The enema

of my enema is my friend."

Gasbag Barrier Fails in Washington, D. C.;

City Asphyxiated by Ignatian Effluvia

"Oh, I'm the only real tiger around here. That's just John

McCain after Peggy let him out of the cage."

When Governor Jindal signed the Intelligent Design Bill,

the Dysteleological Surd Alarm went off.

John McCain doesn't remember what the price of gas was when

he last pumped it for himself. But he does remember what the

pumps looked like.

Amy Winehouse Doing Her Impression of Jack Nicholson's

Immortal 'Neh! Neh! Neh!' Scene in Easy Rider

Refugees from the Middle Ages Seek Asylum in the
 21st Century, or Vice Versa