Daniel Craig Focuses on James Bond, Continues to

Explore the Depths of the Iconic Superspy

In a just world, Joe Lieberman would be excluded from

the caucuses of both political parties.

He had thought he was too old and jaded to ever have

that feeling again. But there was no doubt about it:

it was love at first sight.

Silvio and Jacques Listening to Joke About Obama Being

“Young, Handsome, and Tanned”

World's Worst Yobs #58

Jon Meacham

What Really Happened When Harry and Joe Had

Their Little Meeting

Barney claims he was suffering from Bush Derangement

Syndrome when he bit the Reuters reporter.

“We are currently in — or the National Bureau of Economic

Research will shortly determine we’re in — a recession. Also,

Barack Obama won — or the National Bureau of Economic

Research will shortly determine Barack Obama won — the

election in a landslide.”

Erick the Red Announces 'Operation Leper'; Colony of

Political Outcasts to Be Supervised by 'Our Lady of

the Internment Camps', Michelle Malkin

World's Worst Yobs #57

Erick Erickson

Well put, Howard!

Well, it looked like life would return to unclogging drains

and unstopping commodes for Joe the Plumber.

While John warmed his hands over the superheated crowd,

Sarah sulked.

Writing in the Wall Street Journal, Jeffrey Scott Shapiro

says, "The treatment of Bush has been a disgrace. What

must our enemies be thinking?" Here's one conjecture:

"Woot! Woot!"

Sarko the Giant Digs Deep for the Fabled 'Wooly Booger'

"Well, girls, it's not exactly the White House, but I

guess it'll do until 2012."

Joe Lieberman Congratulates Obama on Victory;

"Time to Put Considerations of My Reprehensible

Treachery Aside," He Says

"Todd Palin here. Just wanted to thank all those

generous GOP donors who gave $20,000 to upgrade

my wardrobe. You guys are awesome!"

"After a three-fall, no-time-limit match wrestling

with the better angels of my nature, Tom, I have

finally decided to endorse Barack Obama for

President in yesterday's election. But I hasten to

add that tomorrow is another day and I, the Dean

of the Washington Press Corps™, need to earn another

dollar. So I reserve the right to revise and extend

my endorsements as needed."

This just in: the punditocracy has decided that Barack

Obama should govern as a 'center-right leftist' on Mondays,

Wednesdays, and Fridays; as a 'center-left rightist' on Tuesdays

and Thursdays; and as a 'left-right centrist' on weekends.

A word of advice: if Sarah Palin makes a run for the

Republican presidential nomination in 2012, she needs

to get a voice transplant.

Remember the invocation uttered by Arnold Conrad, the former

pastor of Grave Evangelical Free Church? He prayed: "There

are millions of people around this world praying to their god —
whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that McCain's opponent

wins, for a variety of reasons. And Lord, I pray that you would

guard your own reputation because they’re going to think that
 their god is bigger than You if that happens. So I pray that
You will step forward and honor your own name in all that
happens between now and Election Day.” Do you suppose
Reverend Conrad might be shopping around for a
bigger god today?

Ruminating over the election results, Fred Barnes said,

"We have a center-right country, and now we can be more right

than center, and I think it's moved a little to the center from the

right, but we're definitely going to have a center-left Washington."

Just a hunch, but unless you don't mind getting lost, it would

probably be inadvisable to ask Fred for driving directions,

especially right after he pulls his head out of his ass.

George Walker Bush will be remembered favorably for one thing:

as President he didn't propose the re-institution of Negro slavery.

Vice President's Permanent Address to Be Some

Undisclosed Location Along the Snake River

"Will I be back? You betcha!"

Winning is such sweet sorrow.

Latest Fashion in Sunday-Go-to-Meeting Attire

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Barack Obama,

the next President of the United States."

What It Feels Like to Vote for Barack Obama

What It Feels Like to Vote for John McCain

Ayers, Farrakhan Vote at Same Polling Location as
Michelle and Barack Obama; Republican Epidemiologists
Predict a Major Outbreak of Cooties-by-Association

"I hope you'll understand my rationale, Senator Obama,

when I unleash my guilt-by-association attacks on you.

You do live on the same planet as Jeremiah Wright,

Bill Ayers, and Louis Farrakhan, do you not?"

Life was hard enough for Mr. Bill during his Saturday Night

Live years. But when he was forced by economic hard times

to eke out a miserable living as a soccer ball, he began to

reconsider Camus' thesis in The Myth of Sisyphus, namely,

the only serious philosophical problem is whether it's

efficacious to cry out, "Ohh Nooo!!!", before committing suicide.

At John McCain's last stop on the campaign trail in 2008,

the only member of the press that showed up was a

photographer from My Weekly Reader.

Drudge Report Funnies #21

"Obama family in Kenya slaughters bulls, sheep,

goats and chickens at 'victory party'..."

Say what you will about Nguyen, but he always

brought home the bacon.

Army of Gandhis Massing on Canadian Border,

Invasion of U. S. Likely If Obama Elected

World's Worst Yobs #56

Andrew Breitbart

"Hi, Dick! Thanks for endorsing John. You're such

a marvelous man and we greatly respect you. Now,

if you don't mind, GET LOST!"

Things Older Than John McCain #18

Ralph Nader

When Paul Krugman wrote about 'The Republican Rump',

is this what he had in mind?

What Scares Republicans More Than the Boogeyman

The Electorate As a Little Girl

"Carl Cameron who is traveling with the McCain Campaign
 says John McCain is the most optimistic he has been in 
14 years!"

Glenn Reynolds Being Interviewed After Announcing

"I Am John Galt!"

Even if Barack Obama were nothing more than a tennis ball,

Serena Williams knew he should be treated with respect.

In 4008 archaeologists were sharply divided

as to the authenticity of a recently-discovered

ossuary which its discoverers claim once held

the remains of the Republican Party candidates

for President and Vice-President in 2008.

If John McCain is elected President, Joe the Plumber

promises to give all of Meghan McCain's plumbing

systems a free inspection.

Marco Baghdatis will be the first to tell you he would win more

tennis tournaments if he didn't have so many erotic daydreams

smack dab in the middle of his matches.