Flag Desecration #52

Oxymorons for Our Time #124

Lost Cause

"Hold on a minute, folks!  I always refrigerate after opening!"

 When John Boehner Learned Heaven Is a Golf- and 

Nicotine-Free Zone

New Silly Putty Statue of Rupert Murdoch Unveiled

Types of Paleolithic Tools Found in Arizona

Stetson Whippet Fur Felt Fedora Hat 

Only $174.00!  

(Shown Here with Optional Warner Todd Huston)

More and more we are hearing about Romney's

'slog'.  Here's what one looks like.

The Church Lady Sez:  "I watched JFK's 

'Absolute Separation of Church and State 

Speech' and it didn't make me want to 

throw up.  But it did have way too much

 sex in it to suit me!"

Warm Scuzzies #263

Stratfor

Koran-Burner Terry Jones Rumored to Be Rick Santorum's

Pick for Secretary of State

Wyoming Doomsday Scenario Calls for Issuance of 

Currency to Be Used on Aircraft Carrier Guarding 

Cowboy State Coastline 

Sisyphus Remains Committed to Rebuilding Afghanistan

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #62

Back to the Future, Part IV

"I understand, Mr. Santorum, that a recent headline about

your presidential campaign is the first to be rated 'X', the 

headline that reads 'Santorum Comes From Behind in 

Alabama Three-Way'.  Would you care to comment on that?"

If, as he claims, colleges are just hotbeds of liberal

indoctrination, how did Rick Santorum's conservatism

survive being ridiculed at Pennsylvania State University

(where he earned a Bachelor of Arts degree), at the

University of Pittsburgh (where he earned a Master of

Business Administration degree), and at the Dickinson

School of Law (where  he earned a Doctor of Law

degree)?  And if, as he also claims, going to college is

a sign of snobbery, wouldn't his three college degrees

make Rick Santorum a super-snob?

Governor Brewer was positively giddy

 when she heard she had been cast in

the role of 'Juliana' in the remake of

Edgar Allan Poe's The Masque of the

Red Death.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #366

David Miller

Texas Toad Doing Its Newt Gingrich Impression

If, as Kathleen Parker says, Rick Santorum is a 'good

man in the wrong century', wouldn't that make him a

'bad man in the right century'?

"Maureen Dowd is now saying we represent the 'Ghastly

Outdated Party'.  Think of it, Rick!  We have succeeded

in re-defining 'GOP' just like we planned!" 

"I'm more grotesque than you!"

"That's what you think!"

Bob McDonnell, Governor of the State of Virgina

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #365

Frank Antenori

Berlusconi 'Walks' Thanks to

'Statue of Limitations'

All Newt Gingrich has to do to produce

 'cheap gas' is to eat a bowl of frijoles.

Oxymorons for Our Time #123

Quick Fix

In what appears to be a self-inflicted coup de grâce, Nancy

 Brinker, CEO of Susan G. Komen for the Cure, has hired

Mark Penn and Doug Schoen to take a poll to figure out

why she and her money machine are FUBAR.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #135

Roger Simon and Andrew Breitbart

Where's Mittens?

 "I will never, ever apologize 

for America!” 

GOP Women Increasingly Sweet on Santorum

Did Santorum blow it?  Or did he suck it?

Warm Scuzzies #262

Richard Steinberg

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "Please stop me before I misrepresent 

my views even more!"

I Remember Dubya #52

"Regardless of what the Republican base will be saying

 about me in a few years, I am NOT a Socialist!"

World's Worst Yoobs #111

Melinda Henneberger

This Week Only!

All female adolescents who join the GOP

 get a free Total Abstinence upgrade.

Just tell 'em Rick Santorum sent you.

Adventures in Lexicology #6

Christie (kris-tee), n. A large stomach surmounted by a 

man's head.  [The first thing you notice about Chris when

you see him is his christie.]

Oops!  God is now saying that the destruction of the late,

 great planet Earth was apparently caused by a loose cable.

"It's not about the Jews!"

Fudgepacker Puts Glove On Before Going 

'Severely Conservative' on America's Ass

Heavy Metal Teabagger Loses Faith in Maine's Republican

Party, Decides to Eat Yellow Snowe as an Independent

2005: IRAN IS "MONTHS" AWAY FROM THE BOMB

2006: IRAN WILL HAVE THE MATERIAL FOR THE 

BOMB IN "SIX MONTHS [TO] TWO YEARS"

2007: IRAN WILL HAVE NUCLEAR CAPABILITY IN

 ONE TO TWO YEARS

2008: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB IN TWO YEARS

2009: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB IN ABOUT 

A YEAR

2010: IRAN IS MONTHS OR "ABOUT A YEAR"

 AWAY FROM THE BOMB

2011: IRAN "MAY BE LESS THAN ONE YEAR 

AWAY" FROM THE BOMB

2012: IRAN WILL HAVE THE BOMB "IN A 

YEAR OR SOONER"

And the Drumbeat of War Went 

On and On and On

"Hey, if you say 'Big-nose' once more, I'll smash 

your fucking face in!"

World's Worst Yoobs #110

Carrie Severino

The Politico Illustrated #22

'10 GOPers who could jump in'

Opinion was divided between those who said, "Chris Christie

is a 'fat, evil prick'" and those who said, "Chris Christie is 

an 'evil, fat prick'."

“And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would

 think the Father of Lies would have his sights on: a good, 

decent, powerful, influential country, the United States 

of America.  AWOOOGAH!!!  AWOOOGAH!!!"

Virginia Backpedals as Abortion Debate Blows Up