"Wanna see how many flags I can pull out of my nose?"

Donald Trump, 3 A.M.

Donald Trump Sez: "I have a great

 relationship with the chumps."

"Old Trumpettes, come blow your horns.

The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn."

Haven't we seen this pig somewhere before?

The Last Thing a Chicken McNugget Ever Sees

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #11

Trump Sex Tape

Orange Mandarin from Utah Says He'll Vote for Trump

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #93

Charles Wasko

In the Heat of the Night

The Wolf Speaks

The Politico Illustrated #48

'Trump jumps into the gutter'

"Why the long power tie, Donald?"

"It makes me look slimmer."

Sulking Into Darkness

"Unlike you, my little Golden Lion, Gary Johnson, the 

Wizard of Buzz, does not look up to any foreign leader."

One doesn't need Rosetta Stone® to figure

this out.

Official Theme Song of the Trump Campaign

On the cover of Newsweek, Donald Trump shows

you how to hold your mouth when pronouncing

the word, 'Cuba'.

Miss Alternate Universe

'Trump Violated the U.S. Hugging Embargo Against Cuba'