Peachy-Keen

Time Sued for Journalistic Malpractice;

Editor Denies Magazine Practices Journalism

Kobe Bryant takes a quick hit on his sugar tit.

Trent Lott Resigns Senate Seat, Signs On

as Lobbyist for the Denture Industry

Czar Putin Proud of His Pecs and His Rod

Domestic Bottled Water Conducts Committee Hearing

on Proposal to Raise Tariff on Evian™ Imports

World's Worst Jobs #65

Indian Manhole Cover Forgers

The Western Grebe believes its narcissism is the result

of environmental factors, not genetics.

Rampant Lion Finally Subdued by Fred Thompson Speech

Lubber Grasshopper's View of the Bushes on the

South Lawn of the White House

"My fellow Americans, I ask you:

what would Jesus do?"

[Click Image for Answer]

The Real Reason John Howard Lost the Election

Conjoined Twins Share Common Ball

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, The Petraeus Boys will play

'The Hymn to Body Armor for Four Hands and Concertina'."

Karl Rove Publishes First Newsweek Column;

Readers Say It's a Better Sleep Aid Than Rozerem™

Rare Iraqi Cardinal Placed on Endangered Species List

Australian voters have turned their Prime Minister out

of office after learning he is not related to Moe and Curly

Howard, as long believed, but is, instead, related to

Dick Cheney.

"Push my button once and I will talk.

Push my button twice and I will double talk."

Bush Ally in Australia Defeated by Skippy the Kangaroo

Fraudacious Ta-Ta

Why There Are Lechers

Bipartisan Earmark

"I'll stop calling you 'right-winger' when you stop

calling me 'left-winger'!"

Balloonmen for Brown Unwavering in Their Support

of the British Prime Minister

"And that's why, Mr. Cameron, I'm known as

the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer."

"Hello, is this the Geek Squad?"

"Onward, shopping soldiers, marching as to war,

with the card of credit going on before."

"Oops! We've landed Squidward Tentacles.

The kids are going to really be pissed.

If IQ is directly proportional to head size, as he believes,

William Saletan is in trouble.

Cover Photo of New York Times Bestseller,

Accupuncture for Dummies

"They say they caught this 20-ft. shark with a bottle

of shrimp flakes, a piece of string, and a safety pin.

But I happen to know for a fact that this species

cannot stand shrimp flakes."

When the sniper missed his target, he had

a lot of 'splaining to do.

Putin's Pocket Fisherman, the Famous Fishing

Pal That Has Thrilled Generations!

North Korean in Custody After Illegally Tunneling

from Pyongyang to Happy, Texas

Wild Turkey

Wilder Turkey

Spot the Alkie

"Easy, Bernard! This is a temporary greeting,

not a permanent graft!"

Day of Skulls

Day of Numbskulls

The grandmother still remembered the days of Shuck and Awe.

Egyptologist Taunting King Tut

Howard 'Cookie' Krongard Prepares for His Transcribed

Interview with the House Oversight Committee

"Condi,

Nice gams.

Makin' me horny!

George"

Fart Joke

Workman Cleans Ben's Clock, Inadvertently

Reveals the Mystery of Time

Huckabee Gaining on Romney in Iowa

World's Worst Jobs #64

Ukrainian Coal Miners

George Bush, Stand-Up Tragedian

Here we see the fearless Fearguth shortly before he

prevented a Mexican bear from illegally migrating

from the Sierra Del Carmens into Big Bend

National Park. This picture is brought to you

courtesy of one of Fearguth's corporate sponsors,

Lou's Fish 'n Cheese House, located in beautiful

downtown Two Harbors, Minnesota.