World's Worst Yobs #165

Matthew Continetti

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #154

Debbie Riddle

Megan McMuddle: Shitty Defender

of Shitty Dealers

Shitty Dealers

If you're Tom DeLay, what a drag it is

getting old.

New Arizona Illegal Alien Law Threatens

to Bust Budget of Men in Black

Detroit White Castle Selected as Site of

2012 Republican National Convention

"I live in an Iowa cornfield and, quite frankly,

Steve King scares me to death! He's certifiable!"

"I wasn't very successful when I was elected to Congress

as a woman, so I decided to run as a man this time around."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #153

J. T. Ready

You can, too, using Kirstie Alley's

100% Foolproof Diet System!

The Goldman Rule
No dough unto others; dough only to thyself.

Big Rack Triggers Iranian Earthquake

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #14

Imagine a roll of potato-skin toilet paper. That

would be Senator Ben Nelson of Nebraska.

How to Make Every Third Day of the Week a Fat Tuesday

Before President Reagan appointed Lou Costello to

the Supreme Court, he told Peter Wallison, his White

House counsel, "We don't have a comedian on the

Court, so we ought to have one."

In a shrewd public relations move, Goldman

Sachs announced today that it will be relocating

its headquarters from Wall Street to Main Street.

Sarah Palin Praises Glenn Beck's 'Chalkboard Technique',

Believes He's on the Verge of Moving Up to Flannelboard

Remember the good old days when kiting checks

was more popular than checking kites?

TO

"Jamie, do you have any idea how long we are going

to have to wear The Azure Letter?"

"My mother taught me that big fish eat little fish,

especially in Hollywood."

Corbin Bleu Signs Six-Figure Endorsement Deal

with Weightless Watchers

Sign of the Times #9

Let's run this sucker up the flagpole and wait for

someone to salute it.

'WE ARE WARM PUPPIES' would probably attract
more supporters. Just a suggestion.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #152

Leo Berman

"Yes, I've got milk!"

World's Worst Yobs #164

Carey Roberts

George W. Bush's Book

Due Out November 9

"I can see more of you than you can

see of me. Whether this makes me

superior or inferior, that's for you

to decide."

In what he thought was Heaven, Neil Cavuto reported

business news for Fox. But then he went to Hell, where

his job was to clean Michael Moore's toilet every day

with his forked tongue.

Newt Gingrich Sez: "The left may think being militant

about obeying the Constitution is a bad thing. I don't."

Sorry, Newt, but We the People ordained and established

the Constitution, and it obeys us, not vice versa.

Rag Mop, Lady Gaga's Dog

"I only look sad. I'm actually

happier than a pig in shit!"

Our Lady of Perpetual Ga Ga

To the very end, PingPing couldn't

resist a fart joke, well-told.

"I love you, Arizona; Your mountains, deserts and streams; The rise of Apartheid And the repression I see in my dreams."

Count Dracula's full-face transplant didn't

turn out quite as he had hoped.

Oxymorons for Our Time #31

Sunday Show Highlights

"It's a round toothpick--not flat--you skeevy dimwit!"

"Miss me yet?"

"Just curious, but what makes you think

I'm pigheaded?"

"I really miss Jack Bailey and Queen for a Day."

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #42

The Nutnfancy Project

"Sure, it's hard work and slow going. But the

Bush Restoration Project is a lot of fun, too."

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #13

Imagine head cheese gone bad.

That would be Mark Levin.

Belgian Banker Undergoing Mitosis

Army Officer Orders Troops Not to Commit Suicide,

Joshua Commands the Sun to Stand Still

It is said that those who refuse to learn from history

are doomed to repeat it. It could also be said that those

who learn from history are like bugs trapped in amber.