Unwanted Male Pregnancies on the Rise

Warm Scuzzies #271

George Zimmerman

Newt says "the left doesn't be-

lieve the Wright Brothers in-

vented flying."  That's correct:

insects invented flying.  Newt 

also says "the left doesn't be-

lieve Edison invented elec-

tric light."  That's also

correct:  God invented

electric light and called

it 'lightning'.  Newt knows

a lot about the left because

he's a historian.

Alfred E. Neuman Urges Ron Paul to Turn On,

Tune In, and Drop Out

On this St. Patrick's Day, Mitch Daniels reminds us that

Leprechauns are supposed to be cute, not scary.

It's easy to see why Donald Trump 

is an enemy of wind power.

Allegheny Mound Ants, like Mitt Romney, don't wish to

appear ostentatious.  So, when they build a mansion,

most of it is below ground.  

The Angel of Death Wore Cammies

Rick Santorum in Training to Become Stealth Latino

After 91 years, John Demjanjuk---Nazi war criminal---is

finally dead.  And Pat Buchanan is weeping.

Captain Ed Morrissey to Reprise Role of Harry

Lake in Remake of Dick Tracy vs. Cueball

When the Judicial Commission charged him with 

willfully violating the Wisconsin Code of Judicial 

Conduct, Justice David Prosser reflexively responded, 

"What a total bitch!"

Governor Brownback scrubbed his Facebook

 page, but his face remained as ugly as ever.

Two-Minute Haters #25

Bradlee Dean

Brooks Bayne Gets Licked

Rush Limbaugh Sez:  "There’s an army out there that wants 

to be mobilized, and so, I figured, use Twitter for it."

Joyous Japanese Displaying Limbaugh's First Tweet

Governor Brewer Goes to Glamour Shots® 

He says he has always pronounced Boehner as 'boner' and

 sees no reason to stop now.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #372

Bivins Hollar

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #63

Re-Animator 4:  the Revenge of Hackenstein

World's Worst Yobs #244

Leon Wieseltier

GOP: Old White Elephant in Trouble, Poll Says

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #118

SooperMexican

A shrimp is an invertebrate, i. e., an animal

 without a backbone. Invertebrates constitute 

97% of all animal species. Here we see a 

nice lady and 'Mitt Romney', her pet shrimp.

"If there's 'Cat Blogging', 'Dog Blogging', and 'Ferret

 Blogging', why oh why isn't there any 'Toad Blogging'?"

Gotta Love Paul Ryan's Zombie Eyes!

American League of Lobbyists Hires Lobbyist to Lobby 

Against National League of Lobbyists

Extremely Rare Callipygian Owl Placed 

on Endangered Species List

Little Known Fact #27

Gumby played the English Horn in college.

Ole Perfesser Poophat Celebrates Rape Joke #1,387

"Honey, are we at Peak Wingnut yet?"

"My name is Hijo de la Chingada, Señor

Santorum.  If you would like, I will translate

it into English for you."

Assembly Line

Disassembly Line

"In politics, Pinocchio, lying is not a deviation from the norm.  

Lying is the norm."

Time Tourist #1

In the first Santorum Administration, it became illegal to read 

off a teleprompter.  In the second, it became illegal to read.

A historian and a psychiatrist were asked to react to

this picture of Sarah Palin performing at CPAC.  The 

historian said, "In the time of the Second Great Awakening, 

this sort of behavior was known as the 'Barking Exercise'."  

The psychiatrist said, "NURSE!  Get me 500 mg. of 

Thorazine STAT!"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #7

Donald Trump

Donald Trump, Jr.

Millionaire Animal Butcher Proudly Displays

Severed Tail of GOP Mascot

Super PACman

“I'm not sure I'm going to listen to a value judgment 

of a guy who strapped his own dog on the top of a 

car and went hurling down the highway," says 

Santorum adviser and author of How to 

Vomit from a Moving Car.

Soylent White

It would be difficult to imagine a way to waste scarce 

resources more efficiently than the millions of dollars

 now being spent on political ads.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #371

Debbie Lesko

Allegories for Our Time #25

Advertisers Eating Rush Limbaugh's Liver

Warm Scuzzies #270

Mario Batali

It's not that Mitt Romney is an aristocrat or pretends

to be an aristocrat.  It's just the idea that the American 

aristocracy has fallen so far.

It made Rebekah Brooks sad when she was 'nicked by

the bobbies' for a second time.

"Sorry, Dick, but John wins the Stan Laurel

Look-a-Like Contest."