After over three years, the punchline to the most

expensive joke ever told has finally been delivered: a

'bomb-resistant vehicle' designed to deal with the problem

of IEDs in Iraq. Costing only God knows how much, it made

its debut the other day in New York City. It is so heavily laden

with armor that its fuel efficiency is measured in gallons per

mile, and from a standing start, it can reach the quarter-mile

mark if you're patient enough. Named in honor of our Secretary

of Defense, it is called the "Rummy Dummymobile."