Saturday, April 02, 2022

Walt Disney has been promoting Wokeness since
1923.  Resistance is futile.

Daily Wire Co-CEO Jeremy Boreing Sez:  “Americans are
 tired of giving their money to woke corporations who hate 
them. They’re tired of giving their money to woke media 
companies who want to indoctrinate their children with 
radical race and gender theory.”

Rod Dreher Sez:  "The Biden Administration is laying the
 policy groundwork for the seizing of minor children from 
parents, for the sake of jacking those children up with 
hormones, and mutilating their bodies with surgery!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #982
Matt Rosendale

Warm Scuzzies #1,156
Travis Lewis

On Caturday, he caught up on his reading.

"Comparing Kayleigh McEnany to Jen Psaki is like 
comparing a clearance box of Franzia to a Chateau 
Margaux 1787."

Beakers Gang Joins Madison Cawthorn in Saying, 
"Human Nature Is Fallen"

Think of Mexico as Summer Camp and the border
wall doesn't look nearly so off-putting.

Patrick Dorinson Sez:  "And now, we've gotten into this 
whole, you know, woke culture. We've gotten into the whole
 gay culture. And, quite frankly, I hope they don't try and take 
Davy Crockett and make him a transgender and call him 
queen of the wild frontier."

Mick Mulvaney IS Old Pinchface.

Friday, April 01, 2022

Michele Bachmann Sez:  "Magnetic Turds are actually 
predicted in the Bible, these times that we're living in!  
And what I'm seeing is that the Bible is probably the most 
relevant document on Earth right now because it talks 
about these times we are living in! It's uncanny!"

Gerard Depardieu, Former Pootie-Poot Poodle, Sez: 
"The Russian people are not responsible for the crazy, 
unacceptable excesses of their leaders like Vladimir Putin."

Georgia GOPers Dragging Ass

It's tough being the youngest member of the
Sexual Congress.

What Is Putin Thinking?

Woke Ness Monster Spotted in Disney's Typhoon Lagoon 
Water Park

Ron DeSantis Sez:  "When Disney tries to impose a woke 
ideology on our state, we view that as a significant threat. 
This wokeness will destroy this country if we let it run 
unabated.  So in Florida we take a very big stand against

When Fido Friday and April Fool's fell on the same 
day, he liked to impersonate Triumph the Insult
Comic Dog.

“When Ginni Thomas showed up, you knew your day
 was wrecked.”

Former MAGA Senate Candidate Lauren Half-Witzke 
Says Madison Cawthorn Is Right -- and GOP Is Loaded 
with 'Drug-Sniffing' Child Traffickers

Thursday, March 31, 2022

The Look of a Winner!

How to Laugh at Ron DeSantis in an
'Age-Appropriate Manner'

Ted Cruz Sez:  “So, Biden’s been president what, 15 months? 
In that entire time, I haven’t spoken to him once.”

Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott Sex:  “Caitlyn Jenner's 
story is an inspiration to us all.  She is a trailblazer in the
LGBTQ+ community and her illustrious career spans a 
variety of fields that will be a tremendous asset for our 
audience.”  In the meantime, Fox News on-air personalities 
are blasting Disney for attempting to “sexualize our 
children” in order to push a “progressive LGBT agenda.”

Caitlyn Jenner Officially Joins Fox News of the
 Weird as Contributor

"Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown."

Did birds evolve from dinosaurs?
Ask this Parakeetosaurus Rex.

Hubble Space Telescope Spots Hunter Biden's Laptop

Did you ever think you would live to see the
 day when a former President of the United
 States would claim he never even wanted 
to have sex with porn star Stormy Daniels?

Wally Sez:  "Boy, Beaver, you're goofy!"

Said to Be Trending in the 
Collectibles Marketplace

Big Bend Bear Called Out for Overpromising 
and Underdelivering

Orthodox Christianity Fractures as Religious Leaders 
Turn on Patriarch Kirill for Blessing Putin's Molotov 
Cocktail Hour

Putin Signs Decree Ordering 134,500 New Army Conscripts
 into Russo-Ukrainian Meat Grinder

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Madison Cawthorn Has Capitol Hill Abuzz

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #157
Timothy Caruthers

I'm Sick and Tired of Marvel's and DC's 
Lack of Russian Superheroes

Famous Amphibian Cuts the Cant

Kyle Rittenhouse Suffering from
Biden Rejection Syndrome

Hey, kiddos, it's War Crimes in a Box!

In Russia, Z is for Zombie.

Zippy Sez:  "If you can't say something nice,
say something surrealistic."

Ideal for Invading Neighboring Countries,
Digging Dirt on Hunter Biden

Smoke a doobie, invade a country.
It's the Devil's Design.

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

'Woke' is the simple past tense of 'wake'.  In 2017, 'woke' was
added to the Oxford English Dictionary as an adjective, meaning
'an active awareness of systemic injustices and prejudices, 
especially those related to civil and human rights'.  In 
other words, if you're 'woke', you're not a Trumpnik.

Biden: "Russia’s use of chemical weapons would 
trigger a significant response."
Doocy:  “What does that mean?”
Biden:  “I’m not going to tell you.  Why would I tell you
You got to be silly.””
Doocy:  “The world wants to know.”
Biden:  “The world wants to know a lot of things.  
I’m not telling what the response would be,
         then Russia knows the response.”

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "There’s some of the people that 
are leading on the movement to try and remove addiction 
in our country and then you watch them doing, you 
know, a key bump of cocaine right in front of you; 
and it’s like this is, this is wild.”

Has the Ghost of Rose Mary Woods been haunting
the White House?

Roman Abramovich Hands Putin a Note from 
Zelensky Seeking Peace, but Putin Replied
 'Tell Him I Will Thrash Them'