Saturday, May 07, 2022

Models for Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' Posing
Next to Their Latest Acquisition, 'American Throwback'

World's Worst Yoobs #231
Alice Stewart

An Equation with More Oomph Than E = MC² 

Sasquint Said to Inhabit Backwaters of North America

The Better Burqa

When it came to gulling the rubes, J. D. Vance had been
an apt pupil of Donald Trump.

James Mason, NeoNazi Godfather of 
Atomwaffen Division and Architect of 
White Power Accelerationism

If you're a shyster lawyer like James Kolenich,
you dress like a shyster lawyer.

Rudy Giuliani says, "If you think this is funny,
you should see my blooper reel."

Every time Dr. Oz’s face came on the screen the crowd at the 
Trump rally booed.  Saving America was apparently not his
strong suit.

James Inhofe's Finest Hour

Chuck Todd Demotion Day should be declared
a national holiday.

The Smartphone Bowl is dishwasher safe.

Most people don't know Steve Bannon wears makeup.

On Caturday, the rare and precious Unicaterfly 
basked in its own reflected glory.

Don't try to bully Clarence Thomas.  He's unbulliable.

Friday, May 06, 2022

When a person writes a memoir when she is only 37, 
one wonders:  Should there be a minimum age for 
writing a memoir?

Reverie of a Solitary Trumpnik

Trump Administration Flashback

World's Worst Yoobs #230
Karen Townsend

Stew Peters Sez;  “Today’s enemy, today’s uni-party RINOS
 and liberal Democrats and communists intentionally mutilate
 themselves for the sake of being transgender, so the only 
way that they can ever reproduce is by stealing our kids 
and then filling their brains with poison.  That’s how they 
operate. We have to call them out. These are the people 
who want to steal and poison and groom and, yes, rape
 our children. They’re demonic. Literally. I think some 
of them are actually possessed by demons.”

Stephen Miller proposed securing Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s
 head, dipping it in pig’s blood, and parading it around to
 warn other terrorists.

Why Dealing with a Chipped Windshield Is Worse 
Than Trying to Outsmart the Demons of Hell

"She frequently yells and curses at aides, belittling her 
staff’s intelligence and berating them in front of others."
Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-IN) sounds like a real sweety.

Oxymorons for Our Time #209
Extremely Moderate

Warm Scuzzies #1,166
Jesse Binnall

Lindsey Graham, Dancing Monkey

"You are losers!" Trump ranted. 
"You are all fucking losers!"

Suleyman Kerimov and Amandea, his pet yacht, have
involuntarily parted company.  Sad!

The World's Ugliest Dog makes a special
guest appearance on Fido Friday.

Trump wanted to launch a secret missile strike
on our neighbor to the south in 2020.  Luckily
for Mexico, Trump wasn't Vladimir Putin.

Electing people ironically:  that's the
Hoosier Republican way.

Warm Scuzzies #1,165
Austin Hopp

Thursday, May 05, 2022

Get Too Much Edumacation and 
You Won't Vote for Greg Abbott

Alito's Inferno

Doug Mastriano believes that Skinhead Chique is in.

Warm Scuzzies #1,164
Michael Merritt Graham

Samuel Alito, Poster Boy for National 'Feel the Love' Week

Matt Gaetz, Dreamboat of 'Under-Loved' Women

Fondling firearms with your pal isn't, strictly speaking,
 mutual masturbation.  But it's close enough to satisfy 
most gunhuggers.

Is Judge Alito re-enacting  'Saddam Hussein in
His Hidey Hole'?

Keeping Justice Safe

GOP Summer Camp 2022

It's easy to see why Justice Samuel Alito is such a
Frowny Face emoji magnet.

Samuel Johnson Refutes George Berkeley
Nonverbally, Exacerbates Gout

Samuel Fisher will have three years behind bars
to hone his skills as a 'dating coach'.

Justice Samuel Alito Assumes the Condescending Gaze
He Deploys in the Presence of Women

Cinco de Mayo is also a yearly celebration which 
commemorates the defeat of the Orange Death at
 the polls in 2020.

J. D. Vance, Scourge of 'Childless Cat Ladies'

Wednesday, May 04, 2022

Sometimes hiding in plain sight is not 
very efficacious.