Saturday, December 10, 2016

"Need to suffer more, America?
Call me!"
Rep. Sam Johnson (R-TX) has been on the government payroll 
for 55 of his 86 years. To show his appreciation, he is proposing
major cuts to Social Security.
Comrade Vadum has already written a book about the 
Trump Administration.  It's called Subversion, Inc.
"Let's play doctor, Santa, and I'll be a chiropractor."
"Keep out!" the Fifties Survivalists shouted
at the time-travelers seeking asylum from 2016.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #102
Susan Olsen
"I wear the best logos!"
"Trump told us the election was rigged."
"Yeah, but he didn't bother to tell us it was the Russians
who rigged it."
"A billionaire here, a billionaire there, pretty soon, 
you're talking real plutocracy."
Joe McCarthy was right when he claimed the Commies
were taking over in Washington.  It just took longer
than he thought.
"You're cute, Vladimir!"
"You're cuter, Rex!"
Dank Memes #3
"Yeah, I'm feeling bitchslappy today," Batman said moodily.
Creepy Clowns Я Us
"I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said 'Well, a-bless my soul'."
"I'm here to announce that Rudy Giuliani will not serve
in any capacity in my administration.  We have our
standards, you know."
Just as Elf on the Shelf worked for the NSA, Trump on a
Stump is an agent of the KGB.
What's it like, Trumpniks, to have been played like a
pawn-shop banjo?
And they believed it couldn't happen here.

Friday, December 09, 2016

Trump Undecided Which General in His Cabinet Will Be 
Secretary of Coups d'État
Adam and Eve Accuse God of Making 'Death Threats'
Truth in Advertising #13
John Birch Society Slogan Updated for the Age of Trumpery
Criticized for filling his cabinet with multimillionaires and 
billionaires, Trump rejoined, "I want people that made a 
fortune." In other words, if you're not a High-Net-Worth 
Individual, get lost.
Florida cop Mark Roberts is such a joker.  You can tell 
from the look on his face.
Whiteworld #40
He had been willing to listen to the case for White Supremacy. 
But then he took a good look at Geert Wilders.
"Yeah, I know I'm ugly," Kellyanne Conway said to a
 bartender, "make me a zombie." He said, "God beat 
me to it."
Tinky Winky and Dipsy Anger Sun Baby,
Brace Themselves for Tweetstorm
Trump Decides to Remain Executive Producer of 
The Apprentice, Says He Intends to Sack America
Like the Barbarians Did Rome

Thursday, December 08, 2016

The way you'll know you're no longer a nobody is when 
Trump comes after you on Twitter.
"Did the Alt-Right make you so ugly, or were you
just born that way?"
Andy Puzder wants to replace workers with 
robots.  When that comes to pass, the Labor 
Secretary can be replaced with one, too.
Sid Miller Sez:  "Sure, I post bullshit on Facebook.  It's
up to you to decide if you like the smell."
"Sure, he's a kleptocratic SOB," Ryan mused, "but he's
our kleptocratic SOB."
After chasing it for years, the GOP dog finally caught the 
Obamacare bus. Now he didn't know what to do with it.
Although he hadn't bathed in 60 years, Amou Haji
was thrilled to learn he had been named manager
of the Clean Water Act in the Trump Administration.
Scott Pruitt Sez: "Global warming? Climate change?
 I'm sorry, I just don't see it."
Render to Chaesar the Things 
That Are Chaesar's
"Safe in the arms of Cheesus,
Safe on His gentle breast;
There by His love o’ershaded,
Sweetly my soul shall rest."
Baby Caca Gets Globalized

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

Trump has Hitler's glare down cold.
Loin King, Trump's Pet Pig,
Qualifies for Secret Service
Trump to Arrive at Presidential Inauguration
Aboard Aircraft Carrier
Not only does history repeat itself; Time does too.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #101
Alberto Francesconi
What's Under Trump's Rug
The Man in the High Chair

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

I Want Boeing to Make Money,
But Not That Much Money
"More sawdust on the floor, O Lord!" Dan Patrick lathered.
The Potrzebie Prize #29
Paul Ryan Receives 'Four Pinocchios' from The Fact
Checker for Yarn About the Brown Paper Bag
Louisiana's Newell Normand in Tight Race with
Milwaukee's David Clarke to Succeed Joe Arapaio
as 'America's Sheriff'
Like a jumper from the George Washington Bridge, 
Chris Christie's approval rating plummets to 18%.