Saturday, February 05, 2022

The Card Liz Cheney Will Receive from Many Liberals
on Valentine's Day

The Innocent Origin of Scandalgate

The average age of a Fox News viewer is about 70.

The City That Forgot to Celebrate Caturday

"The headline 'Jesus Christ Returns' was inadvertently
 published around 4:00 p.m. ET today on our website.  
We deeply regret the error.  The headline has been 
removed and we are investigating the cause."

Is Josh Mandel's sex life weirding Trump out?

Warm Scuzzies #1,129
Gregory Case and Brandon Case

Trumpism Explained

Trump Sez:  "The Democrats and RINOs are
 working feverishly together to change the very 
law that Mike Pence and his unwitting advisors
 used on January 6 to say he had no choice."

Friday, February 04, 2022

Her father sowed the wind.  She is reaping the whirlwind.

Love in the Time of the Anti-Vaxxer Dating Ap

Pence Says Truth Serum 'Safe and Effective'

'Legitimate Political Discourse'

"The federal government now says that employers added 
647,000 jobs in November, up from the 249,000 reported 
previously, and 510,000 in December, up from 199,000."

Charlie Kirk Doing His Impression of 
Charlie McCarthy Doing His Impression
of Cupid

Lauren Boebert Sez:  “The Constitution is not 
evolving.  To say that spits in the face of every 
single one of our founders.”

Stroke Queens of the Insurrection

Curb Your Enthusiasm

As Darwin might have said, “It is not the strongest theory 
that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable."

In politics, Judge Doom was a Militant Bothsider.

Sporting a pin stripe boiler suit, 
Nevada's Josiah Kenyon was
arguably one of the best-dressed
Capitol Hill Insurrectionists.

The Three Faces of Fido Friday

Thursday, February 03, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,128
Todd Young

Memento Libum

Josh Hawley Nominated for Membership in the
He-Man Putin-Lovers Club

Kyrsten Sinema is Arizona's answer to Ross Perot's
'Giant Sucking Sound'.

Bijan C. Baine Sez:  "In 1938, blues singer Huddie 
Ledbetter [aka Lead Belly] recommended Black people
 “best stay woke, keep their eyes open.”


Flag Desecration #131

Inspired by Trump, the Catasaurus did the Pardon Dangle.

Warm Scuzzies #1,127
Dale Paul Melvin

Ne Plus Ultra

World's Worst Jobs #162
ISIS Leader

Virginia's Public Schools Have Been 
Marked Safe from Critical Race Theory
(Which Has Never Actually  Been Taught There)


Wednesday, February 02, 2022

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #959
Bianca Gracia

Texas Republican Representative Chip Roy Falls
for Hoax That Suggested Canadian Prime Minister
Justin Trudeau Had Fled to America, Pursued by
Drive-By Truckers

Tucker the Putin-Lover Wants
All the Bacon

The Shocking Revelation That REALLY Brought
Jeff Zucker Down

Trumpnik Stands with Trump

Why is it so difficult to imagine anyone being in a 
'consensual relationship' with Jeff Zucker?

Team Announces ‘Commanders’ as New Name, 
'Commander Cody' as New Mascot

"Trump lashes out at 'RINO' Lindsey Graham over 
Jan. 6 pardons: 'He doesn't know what the hell 
he's talking about!'"

Tuesday, February 01, 2022

Armond White:  So Contrary Even Contrarians 
Think He's a Jerk

Tory Partay!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #958
Garrett Soldano

Monday, January 31, 2022

Is it customary for Kentucky GOPers to quote Neo-Nazis
convicted on child pornography charges?

Warm Scuzzies #1,126
Lawrence VanDyke

Heaven-Sent Marketing

Trump Sez:  "If I run and if I win, we will treat those 
people from January 6 fairly. We will treat them fairly.  
And if it requires pardons, we will give them pardons. 
Because they are being treated so unfairly."

Chad Carswell Sez:  "I was born free. I will die free. 
I’m not changing my mind.”