It's not the 51% who disapprove or the 44% who approve that 

really bugs Trump about the latest poll; it's the 5% who have 

never heard of him.

Trump has already found a way to make a buck off

the latest viral Facebook video.

Marco Rubio and Ben Carson Reminiscing About the Day

 Trump Compared Ben to a Pathological Child Molester

Inaugural Ballers

Trump Elevates Giuliani to

Transvestism Czar

"Mister Geppetto says you're rich enough to pay for 

your own damn nose job."

Time Tourist #7

Sadducee Rebukes Uppity Nazarene

Tomi Lahren Sez:  "Can I help it that I look like a cheap 

Ann Coulter knockoff?"

Ethics Office Cautions Trump on Blow Pop Endorsement

There's a New Media Outlet in Town

'Reagan Says He Understands', a Butthole Surfers

Cover Band, to Perform at Trump Inauguration

Only Seven Days to Chowtime!

Name on Inaugural Toilets Changed from 'Don's Johns'

to 'Trump's Dumps'

The Wall Street Journal reporter shouldn't have called

Sheldon Adelson 'foul-mouthed'. He should have called

him 'foul-faced'.

A Chaffetz is what ethologists call an 'Ambush Predator'.

If Adolf Schicklgruber Had a Twitter Account

Ben Carson Flashes the Sign of the Three-Eared

Sphincter to Fellow Trumpniks in the Senate

Dmitry Peskov Sez: "Intelligence report on hacking

ridiculous like my moustache, nothing else!"

Donald Trump Sez: "Buy L.L. Bean."

"When I say 'Sieg!', you say 'Heil!'"

"What Xenomorph?"

Louie Gohmert tried being sane once.  It was the worst 

two minutes of his life.

At 70, Trump needs to take power naps more frequently, 

even in the middle of press conferences.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #87

Tim Stanley

Sign of the Times #71

And even Jeff Sessions thinks it's

sexual assault.

"Hollywood sells the best cultural drugs. Of which, 

needless to say, I do not partake."

"So how do you know they're the best?"

"Go away, kid, you bother me!"

"Anything that puts me in a bad light is Fake News. Like 

Breitbart, there's nothing I hate more than Fake News!"

Parmenides Was Right

Giving Dirty Old Men a Bad Name Since 1996

"Look, if they'll let me in the Senate, they ought to let

Trump's cabinet nominees in without vetting."

Seeing the Nyet My President White 

Russian Inauguration Cocktail,

Lebowski said, "Careful man, there's

a beverage here."

Stiffneck John Cornyn Kissing Jeff Sessions' Ass

All in the Family: the Next Generation

The House GOP wants to treat us like mushrooms: 

keep us in the dark and feed us lots of bullshit.

"Like Jeff Sessions, we too abhor the Klan, but you have

 to admit they're pretty sharp dressers."

Monica Crowley plagiarized her PhD dissertation to 

prove to Trump she could steal North Korea's missile

 secrets if she wanted to.

Not Exactly a Comsymp, But Close

Here are some of the people Trump has called 'overrated'.  

To a media celebrity, ratings mean everything, so that's

 why Trump instinctively rates everyone. He's a one-man 

AC Nielsen.

Are you overrated? To find out, criticize Donald Trump.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #104

Mary Durstein

Trump had not forgotten Streep's 'The Emperor's

New Tie' routine from last June.

Cactus Jack Strikes Back

Trump Showing Crowd How NOT to Mock a Disabled Person

Kellyanne Conway Sez: "Judge Trump by what's 

in his heart, not what comes out of his mouth."

Colin Robertson Sez: “I just don't want loads of black people 

in my country. I just want loads of ugly, unemployed white

 people like me."

Still Life with Adam, Fruit, and Obedient Eve

If you enjoy sibling rivalries, it's always fun to watch a 

New York reality television star attack Hollywood.

Storm Takes Out Famous Tunnel Tree; Trump Calls It

'Overrated'

Time Tourist #6

Modified Limited Hangout

While he waited for Trump to describe Putin

as 'the most over-rated dictator', Hell

froze over.