Scott Willingham, Sheriff of Screwloose County, Arrested

 After Threatening to Shoot Federal Officers

"Hi, remember me?  I'm Callista Gingrich and I just

want you to know I'm keeping on top of things."

Not Just for Anybody

Mitch McConnell's Reptilian Brain Shows Who's Boss

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #183

Bryan Preston, Michelle Malkin, and Ian Schwartz

"And what might your name be?"

"I'm Blabbermouse."

"Blabbermouse? Why Blabbermouse?"

"I was named after Chris Matthews."

Michele, One-L

These Are Words That Go Together Well

My Michele

Jumpin' Jack Flashers

Mr. Potato Head From Outer Space

Only Four More Months Until the Republican National 

'Damned If You Do/Damned If You Don't' Convention

Iowa Citron Sez: "If I can meet with a dictator in Uganda, 

I can surely meet with Merrick Garland, a decent person, 

in America."

Stryper Frontman Michael Sweet Denied Three Times 

He Was Ted Cruz, And Then the Cock Crowed

Hello. My Name's Forrest, Forrest Trump.

"I have come for that earthling who

calls himself 'Alex Jones'."

David Duke says comparing Trump to Hitler makes 

Hitler look good.  Is he saying Trump's that bad or

Trump's that good?

"I WANT THE ADVANCED LIFE EXTENSION. I WANT

 TO GO TO SPACE. I WANT TO SEE INTER-

DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL. I WANT WHAT GOD 

PROMISED US. AND I WON'T SIT HERE AND 

WATCH SATAN STEAL IT!!! THAT'S THE FIGHT!!!

 THAT'S THE KEY!!! THAT'S EVERYTHING!!!"

World's Worst Yobs #353

Walter Hudson

Trump Now Using Irate Shadow Animals to Foment Unrest 

and Incite Riots

Stardate 21317.5

Hidden Rooms Found in King Tut's Tomb May Be 

Filled with Grain, Carsonologists Say

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #131

Boy in the Hood Goes to Hair Explosion

Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) has introduced

legislation to gradually starve 'government

spending zombies' by forcing them to eat

smaller and smaller GOPer brains, which

are quite plentiful this time of year.

If Elizabeth Warren is the 'Darth Vader of the financial

 services world,' as Representative Blaine Luetkemeyer

 avers, he must be the Jar Jar Binks of the House Financial 

Services Committee.

"Lurch loves and respects me very much!"

"4 Takeaways from Yesterday's

'5 Takeaways from Rubio's

Dropout'"

"I think we’ll win before getting to the 

convention. But I can tell you, if we didn’t

 get the nomination, I think you'd have riots. 

I think you'd have riots."

Kasich's Path of the Nomination

Laugh-In on Adios Airlines

Trumpfinger, the Man with the Midas Touch

Gunhugger Logic

Ben Carson Sez: "I Didn't Really Want to

 Endorse Trump, But He Offered Me 

a Position"

Trump to Sell More Bush Brothers Steaks After

Big Win in Florida

Calling All Troglodytes!

Journey to the End of Trump Road

Trump Snags Major Soft Toy Endorsement

Being a GOP Dung Bagger is a nasty job, but somebody

has to do it.

"Watch my back, Heydrich!"

Imagine a rattlesnake having sex with a turkey vulture.  

That would be Ann Coulter on Say Something Nice Day.

Annoying Orange Endorses Donald Trump

Yo, Trumpniks, Anders Behring Breivik shows you how

it's done.

"Is there any significance, Ms. Bondi, in the fact that 

the picture of Blondi, Hitler's German Shepherd, is

worn so close to your heart?"

"A soothsayer bids you beware the Ides of March, 

Orange Julius Caesar."

Trumpeleon Catching Some Blondi

Pam Bondi, Florida Attorney-General,  Gots Da Cred

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #34

A Methane Crater

Pouncing Kitten Denies It's the Catalyst for

Trump's Rise

Barking Moonbats Nesting in Palin's Belfry

Clive Crook is aptly named.

Whilst soaking in a tub of rattlesnakes, he remarked,

 "Only a fool would pull the same stunt with a tub 

full of GOPers!"

Vladimir Putin Doing His Dubya Impression