Saturday, March 03, 2018

What Mockery Does to Devin Nunes
William G. Otis Sez: "For God's sake, lock everybody up!"
Trump's First 100 Days 
on the Golf Course:
An Affectionate Retrospective 
Tonight at 10:00 Eastern
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #128
Dayanna Volitich
Beemer Chicken Wagons Popping Up All Over Silicon Valley
Trump Using Sacred Amulet to Ward Off Demons
Germ That Trump Missed Threatens to Sabotage
His Administration
National Anthem Day is the day we remember how Fergie 
was dragged on social media for her version of the
 'Star Spangled Banner'.
The Utah Undertaker Sez: “Now, some of you may love 
affordable health care.  If you do, you are some of the 
stupidest, dumbass people I’ve ever met."
Struggling to make ends meet, Roy Moore 
begs his supporters for $250,000.
King Magenta, for he grippeth his 'Rod of Iron' aright.
For Those Who Care Enough About the 
Spirit of American Style
Adventures in Aestheticism #5
Imperial Wizard Snuffs Another Cockroach
"Bears Ears isn't really about oil and gas, and my friends 
don't really call me 'Stinky Zinke' behind my back."
Cardinal Sean O'Malley Named President of 
The Pontifical Commission for the Protection
 of Minors and Funny Red Hats
Carl Icahn Explains Dumping of $31 Million in Shares 
Before Trump Unveiled Steel Tariff as 'Divine Coincidence'

Friday, March 02, 2018

The Secret Ingredient in Wilbur Ross's Recipe for
"Is Putin referring to an atomic bomb or Donald Trump?"
"Neither. He's talking about his Russian Spurtnik."
And the NRA is a front group for Russian Trolls.
'Alabama Senate Approves Bill Allowing Ten Commandments
 to Be Displayed on Public Property'
Alabama State Senator Touts
Ten Commandments as
Solution to School Shootings
Just in the Last Two Days: Guess Who Matters Most
to Trump and Pence
"Katie Pavlich, MSU."
"What does MSU stand for?"
"Makes Shit Up."
Like Job, Trump repented in dust and ashes.
Slack exists on purpose. 
Slack belongs everywhere. 
Slack is our destiny.
Sister Act
The Five Gees of Huckabee
Colorful Shirt Commemorates the
Dyeing Career of Alex Baldwin
Mike Huckabee Playing 'Kicked Off the Board of the 
Country Music Association Foundation Blues'
Chart Only Four Months Old and
Already Out of Date
We Share the Nation's Grief

Thursday, March 01, 2018

Official Ammo of the World Unification and Peace
Sanctuary in Newfoundland, Pennsylvania
And, Hallelujah, she took it!
Pennsylvania Moonie Dares Anyone to Touch His
'Rod of Iron'
Norwegian Nobel Committee Became Suspicious
When the Nominator Identified Himself as
'Albert Schweitzer'
March Madness
Warm Scuzzies #781
Michael Corbat
Ryan Wolfe Bravely Presses Charges Against 
Fellow Students at Wake Forest for 
Photoshopping His Face on a Cracker
White House Loses Hope
Adventures in Aestheticism #4
"When I wake with the blest in those mansions of rest
Will there be any ammo in my crown?"
Jim Hoft Throws Down the Gauntlet
Trumpnik Logic
Russia Develops 'Invincible Weapon'
Impose Harsh Sanctions on North Korea
Walk in the Footsteps of Your Neolithic Ancestors at Unhinged
Vladimir Putin Announces 'Invincible Weapon',
Celebrates by Sipping a Stoli-Prestone Cocktail
Through a Crazy Straw from His Favorite 
Skull Cup
Ajit Pai Defends Using Thunderbolts Against 
the 23 State Attorneys-General Who Have Sued
 to Block the Overturning of Net Neutrality

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #190
Hope Hicks, Steve Bannon, Reince Priebus,
and Stephen Miller
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #720
Rodney Howard-Browne