Saturday, July 31, 2010

His commander had ordered him to use 'flange',
'hasp', 'isosceles', and 'Mao Zedong' in a complex
sentence. He had failed.
Clinton Wedding Frenzy Begins in New York Town
Charlie Rangel's a fool for not retiring from
the House. But, then again, he's a fool.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #192
Grady Warren

Friday, July 30, 2010

Is Homer Simpson the Great Yellow Satan?
Oxymorons for Our Time #50
Clean Coal
Was Bob 'Confederate Yankee' Owens a
Chinless Half-Wit or a Witless Half-Chin?
The debate raged on.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #191
Terry Jones
"Who's that?"
"Don Blankenship's 'Clean Coal' flack."
Rogue Goes Rogue
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #117
Warm Scuzzies #94
Charles and Sam Wyly

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Are we there yet?
Warm Scuzzies #93
Ray McDaniel
“We support the definition of bullshit as natural
fertilizer," said the Republican Party of Iowa.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Madman Cometh
Warm Scuzzies #92
Mark Miner
Rude Rhymes #18

Dirty Joke

David Koch
"The Journolist has started to leak
like an overripe diaper!" exclaimed
the Doughy Pantload.
British Prime Minister David Cameron Likens Gaza to
District 9, Calls for Humanitarian Aid to Prawns
Sure, David H. Brooks is a scoundrel,
but as his $101,000 flag belt buckle
shows, he's a patriotic scoundrel.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Like so many of his generation, he couldn't decide
whether he was a firejumper or a smokejumper.
"If anybody's hanging upside down, it's you!"
Don McLeroy, the outgoing chair of the Texas
State Board of Education, says his favorite
movie is Marathon Man, wherein a former
member of the SS, the 'White Angel of
Auschwitz', performs dental surgery on
a patient without using an anesthetic.
McLeroy, a devout Aggie and Creationist,
is also a dentist.
"An updated version of the Diagnostic and Statistical
Manual for Mental Disorders could mean that soon no
one will be classed as normal." Like Nietzsche said
over 100 years ago, we are 'the disease called man'.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #61
John Hawkins and Elizabeth Crum
"You're not the first person to say that I remind
him of Mephistopheles."
Sometimes you don't need Photoshop.
Can you tell which is the Neel Kashkari who wants
to cut Social Security and Medicare, and the one who
is the author of I, Cyborg?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #190
Jeffrey Lord
The Whoopsy Daisy Twins

Monday, July 26, 2010

"As you can see, children, even Bengal tigers
don't like Andrew Breitbart."
Over 100 years ago, Thomas Nast prophesied
the coming of the Rightbloggers.
Have you ever heard a watermelon scream?
"Hmmm, at roughly $2 million each, $18 million
will buy me nine more yachts. Now that I think
about it, that minor misadventure in the Gulf of
Mexico hasn't turned out bad for me at all."
"Pardon me, Captain, but by my reckoning, we're about
to run aground on the Shoal of Eternal Delusion."
"Well, Mate, I'd say it's about time we dropped the
Anchor of Truth."
"Sorry, Captain, but Walter Cronkite died more than
a year ago."
OMG, whatta face! Gotta be
Jan Brewer's ugly twin!
Q: What do you call a completely corrupt Aggie?
A: Rick Perry.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #60
Robert Stacy McCain, Ann Coulter, and Matthew Vadum
Samuel Johnson said, “Patriotism is the last refuge
of the scoundrel." He was wrong. As Erick Erickson
proves, it's the first refuge.
Dog Thankful His Master Loves Pets
More Than Human Beings
Fellow Inmates Join Teeming Millions
Who Are Sick of Lindsay Lohan
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #189
Ron Ramsey
In order to counter the leaked Af-Pak war
documents, the Obama Administration has
reportedly ordered its spokespersons to use
even bigger shovels.
World's Worst Yoobs #77
Heidi Harris
Elmer Fudd Says Military Strike Against
Wascal Wabbit Seems Inexorable
World's Worst Yobs #175
Jeff Dunetz
Now that BP has dumped Tony Hayward,
is an apology from Joe Barton next?
Dudley Do-Right to Succeed Tony Hayward as
Chief Executive of BP