Saturday, February 06, 2010

World's Worst Yoobs #65
Kate Zernike
The Outer Shelby

The Inner Shelby
World's Worst Yobs #153
Gerard Alexander
Tea Party Organizer: "Obama Is a Committed Negro"
Java Activists Protest at Tea Party Convention
Warm Scuzzies #57
Eric Odom

Friday, February 05, 2010

Goldman Sachs stunned many in the Wall Street community
Friday by awarding chief executive Lloyd Blankfein $9 million
as his year-end bonus, far less than the $100 million many
 were anticipating, and none of it in cash. All of it was
in Jujyfruits.
Dalai Lama Threatens to Invade China,
Precipitates World Crisis
Dana Milbank the McCainiac

Dana Milbank the Ex-McCainiac
Candidate for More 'Muscular' Presidency
Gets Ready to Emerge from Water Closet
Seedy Rahm
Warm Scuzzies #56
Andrew Young
Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #5
Imagine tuna fish and toffee ice cream topped with sweet
and sour actinic keratosis sauce. That would be
Alabama's Senator Richard Shelby.
Obama Rips GOP for Being Grumpy Old Party
"Well, I've been sick."
How 'Lizard' Is Spelled in French
Normally he was quite skeptical, but when it came
to John Edwards, he was ready to believe anything.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

World's Worst Yobs #152
Guy Benson
New Heinz Dip & Squeeze Tomato Ketchup
Packet Promises to Oust Decades-Old
Consumer Bane
Like the Raging Grannies say, 'CBS
stands for Corporate Bull Shit'.
Can you spot the asshat in this picture?
Who's been noshing the sandwich pie?

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Ross Douthat had become well-known by virtue of his
two distinguishing marks: his unweaned beard and
his bottomless superficiality.

Richard the Chickenheart
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #125
Peter Sprigg
You link to bildungblog, bildungblog links
to you. It's reciprocity, and it's that simple.
"This is the way the political wind is blowing
in my world today. If you want to know which
way it will be blowing tomorrow, check with
the National Weather Service."

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Jimmy the Pimp Denies He's a Covert Agent for the
CIA or an Operative in the Justice League of America
Being a leader or a follower implied movement.
And that was something Rick Moran's body
steadfastly resisted.
If you are an American and don't have
health insurance, you are here.
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Shuffler
Sure, PingPing was the world's shortest man,
but he could tell the 'Pull My Finger' joke
better than men much taller.
Sarah Palin to Add Library Wing to Lake Lucille
Estate to House Copies of Going Rogue Purchased
for $63,000 by Her Political Action Committee
The Unexpurgated Bible #31
"There is a time and a season for everything, including
bellyaching, howling, mewling, moaning, puling,
wailing, whimpering, whining and yowling."
Way back when, Lucy sensed the hominid evolutionary
journey had taken a wrong turn. But there was nothing
she could do about it.
When the Republican Party buzz turned to
privatizing Social Security, he was on it
faster than a fly on dog shit, so to speak.
You gotta admit deficit hawks are pretty scary.
Lloyd Blankfein's Cat
Nadeea Volianova is best known for her 'vocal stylings',
or so they say.
Man About to Auto-Flatulate Himself
If she truly believes the word, 'retarded', is irrelevant to
Down Syndrome children, like her son, Trig Paxson Van
Palin, why does Sarah Palin condemn Rahm Emanuel
for using the word in an entirely different context?
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #30
Right Wing News
"Guess what's for breakfast!"
A new study claims we can tell Democrats from Republicans
by looking at their head shots. If this is true, which party
would you say this politician belongs to?
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #104

Monday, February 01, 2010

If he held a position in the world of human trafficking
analogous to the one he holds in politics, Frank Luntz
would be an importer/exporter of sex slaves.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #124
Bob Marshall