Newt Gingrich:  Adulterous Grifter,

 or Impeachment Frottageur?

If you've never seen real 'union thugs' at work, here's a

picture of them inside their headquarters in Madison.

[To embiggen their 'thuggishness', click on the image.] 

When he was asked by a reporter about the White House's

off-site meetings with lobbyists, Jay Carney tried to answer

with a straight face.  But he just couldn't do it.  

Inside the Colonel's Bunker

Nick Gillespie to Be Featured in New HGTV Series,

'Libertarian Home Decor 101'

"Ms. Geller, when you say you're more of a lover than

a hater, what do you mean by that?"

"You're getting very sleepy, Clarence, very sleepy."

"So what if Ronald Reagan said that the right to belong to a

union is one of the most elemental human rights.  The Koch

brothers pay us here at Americans for Prosperity to take the

unions out at the knees.  And that's what we intend to do!"

World's Worst Yobs #210

Scott Hagerstrom

You would think a lawyer being paid $10

million a year by BP to minimize payouts

 for damages caused by the Gulf oil spill 

could afford better clown makeup than this.

Asshat

"You could sum up my philosophy of life in three words:

'Whatever happens, happens'."

Once upon a time, wearing the American flag was

frowned upon.  You could even be arrested for it.

Warm Scuzzies #150

American Legislative Exchange Council

Woo-Hoo Personals #9

Member of Congress Seeks

Crossdresser He Can Spoil

[JC Penney Activewear Only;

No Target or Wal-Mart!]

DARPA’s Cheeto-Bot Designed to Chase Human Prey

Former President of Local MADD Chapter in

Florida Arrested for DWI, Says She Had

Been Drowning Her Sorrows Due to the

Closing of the Chapter for Lack of Funds

'Weird Al' with a Brain

Sarah Palin with a Brain

British Fashion Designer John Galliano

Arrested for Wearing Anti-Anti-Emetic

Costume

On the scaffold, Charles Guiteau, the assassin

of President James A. Garfield, was asked if

he had any last words.  He said:  "OK, I

admit it, what I did wasn't satire.  It was

just a bad joke in poor taste."

"Our men's walking shoes offer maximum comfort and support. 

As always, free shipping and 365-day guaranteed returns!"

Visual Aid Which Helps Explain

 Why the U. S. Is Not Called

 a 'Commonwealth'

Woody Allen Encounters Government Teat Used to

Suckle War Profiteers in Afghanistan

"In using psyops on visiting politicians, we have invented the

world's first Perpetual Motion War Machine.  And we're

really pretty proud of that."

"Why, Mr. Ailes, is it so easy to believe that you would

tell Judith Regan to lie to the feds about her affair with

Bernie Kerik?"

Senator McCain Trying to

Deny the Army's PsyOp

Program in Afghanistan

Has Affected Him

"Given that your name is Callista, has it

ever occurred to you that your husband

may actually be Zeus, disguised as the

Pillsbury Doughboy?"

Colonel Gaddafi Had Been Warned That Osama Was

Dealing Bad Acid

"Just for laughs, let's give John Hinderaker a call and sing

a verse or two of 'Only the Lonely' for him."

World's Worst Yobs #209

James Glassman

“'Who is going to shoot President Obama?'  Ha! Ha! Ha!

You're such a kidder!”

"Corporate takeover of America?

This looks like a job for Superman!"

'Bigoted Ignorance' or 'Ignorant Bigotry'?  Abe Foxman of

the ADL Makes the Call

Glenn Beck's The Perfect Storm Soap Opera

Now in Its Fifth Season

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #277

Terry Jeffrey

Warm Scuzzies #149

Jeff Schoepke

Sarah Palin Has Had Lasik Surgery,

Only Wears Glasses for 'Tina Fey Look'

Wisconsin Governor Has Kill Switch Installed for

Handling Prank Callers

Sarah Palin to Give Dinner Keynote

in India on the Topic, "My Vision

of Frank Bailey, That Dirty Rat Fink!"

According to John Hinderaker, David Koch is

a 'lonely libertarian'.  David disagrees:  "I

have my lovely young wife, Julia, and $19

 billion to keep me company."

John Travolta Loses Toupee,

Finds Ass in Sling

As Senator Rand Paul might say, were he inclined to tell

the truth, "Plutocracy is the most revolutionary force

in politics today."

'No-Fly Zone' Over Daniel Foster Not Working;

Orkin Man May Be Required to Nuke Pesky Insects

Maggie Gallagher tried to put a good face on the DOMA

setback, but she didn't have one.

"The only thing that I've heard is if you take a plastic bottle

made of Bisphenol A and put it in the microwave and you

heat it up, it gives off a chemical similar to estrogen. So,

the worst case is some women may have little beards."

"Yes, General Caldwell, I'm way too smart for psyops to

have any effect on me.  So, tell me more about the

additional $2 billion you need to train 70,000 Afghan

troops."

White House Says It Moves Meetings with Lobbyists

to Caribou Coffee to "Help Keep Everybody Awake"

"How could anybody confuse me with Colonel

Gaddafi?  Anyone with half a brain can tell just

from looking at me that I'm a Scientologist

and he's not!"

Andrew Ian Dodge, Persimmon Addict and Tea Party Official,

to Challenge Olympia Snowe in Maine's Republican Primary