Saturday, June 19, 2021

A recent poll shows that nearly a third of white evangelical 
Christian Republicans — 31 percent — believe in the
 accuracy of the QAnon claim that “Donald Trump 
has been secretly fighting a group of child sex traffickers 
that include prominent Democrats and Hollywood elites."

The Eighth Plague (Revised Version)

Frank Bruni Getting in Shape for His Date
with Ted Cruz

'Biden, deeply Catholic president, finds himself 
at odds with The Bishop'

Ralph Norman Sez:  “How many holidays do we want? 
What’s the magic number? This would put it to 11. 
Do we want 20? Are we going to do one for the Native 
American Indians? I mean where does it stop? This was 
such an easy no vote.” [Would Ralph be in favor of
Flag Desecration Day?]

According to Tucker Carlson, "CNN is an arm of the
Woke National Security State," and it's coming to 
take him away (HA! HA!).

Friday, June 18, 2021

Trump's Son-in-Law Looks Back
on His Swamp-Draining Years

On Fido Friday, we remember the presidential
pet Trump never owned.

Who needs Russian propaganda when you
have Christina Bobb and ORN?

Just as the colonists disguised themselves as Indians for the 
Boston Tea Party, FBI agents disguised themselves as 
Trumpniks for the Capitol Hill Insurrection.

Are Trump Voters Crypto-Putinites?

Remember when the Domino's Theory was used to justify
American involvement in both the Korean War and
the Vietnam War?

Does your Passion Gum lose its flavor on the 
bedpost overnight?

Classic Humor Gets a Modern Makeover

Thursday, June 17, 2021

A Peek Inside the Tucker Carlson 
Alternative Reality Generator

The Republicans have tried to kill Obamacare more times than
 campers have tried to drown Jason in Crystal Lake.

It's Still the Same Old Story
As Time Goes By

Essential Reading for Americans Traveling
in the United Kingdom

Downward Mobility

AKA 'Densa'

Warm Scuzzies #1,049
Andrew Clyde

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,048
Matthew Ward

Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes Sez:  "It's all about
guns and steaks, man, guns and steaks!"

Observers say Popeye's Emotional Support Chicken
is what made the Biden-Putin Summit such
an amicable and constructive affair.

Waiting for Bullwinkle

From the Chronicle of the Great Cola War

Now that it has been banned, Critical Race Theory will 
likely be more popular than marijuana in Texas.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Requiring 
Public Schools to Set Aside at Least One Minute of Silence 
for Children to Meditate or Pray to Busy God

Last Arizona-Style Audit of 2020 Election Results Completed

The Latest From Emily Post

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is 
purely coincidental.

If men who masturbate have Hairy Palms,
do women who masturbate have Hairy Nails?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #894
Jay DeLancy

Ideal for the Obsequies of Enemies of the State

Fake Image of Fake Tickets to Trump’s ‘2nd Inauguration’ 
Circulate on Social Media

Like Fast Eddie, Jared believes "a 25% slice of 
something is better than a 100% slice of nothing."

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Critical Race Theory Now Scarier Than the Theory of Evolution 
or the Slanting Planet Hypothesis

Dream Job

Critical Shit-Face Theory

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Richard 'Bozo' Barnett
Wants to Sell You a Classic Car

Smug Pugs Mugshot Mug

June 14, 1946: a Date Which Will Live in Infamy

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #893
Anna Paulina Luna

U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez Sez:
“Like the Swiss Army Knife, the popular AR-15 rifle 
is a perfect combination of home defense weapon and 
homeland defense equipment.”

Accordionist Known Locally as 
'The Chicken Punisher'

Monday, June 14, 2021

Mitch McConnell is the revenge Kentucky
takes on the other 49 states for not being
as finger-lickin' retro as Kentucky.

Sheriff Says Teen Got Lost
Searching for Hidden Valley

It's always Talk Like a Philosophical 
Muffler Man Pirate Day.

Free whatever body part you wish this summer. 
The mole rat look is back!

Corey Lewandowski Sez:  “Lots of candidates pretend to 
have the support of President Trump. Most are full of shit. 
You will know when President Trump endorses someone."