Tofu Wrestling
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Labels:
Cartoons,
Comics,
Food,
Matt Groening,
Wrestling
Labels:
Energy Drinks,
Product Endorsements,
Tiger Woods,
Whales
Labels:
Colorado,
Libertarianism,
Warm Scuzzies

Rick Perry's campaign 'Money Cannon'. To be exact, of the
$1.3 million raised in one day, $1.28 million (or 98%) was
donated by just 123 wealthy givers. These are what the
Governor calls his 'grassroots supporters'.
Labels:
Campaign Finance,
Rich,
Rick Perry,
Texas
Friday, February 26, 2010

And one pill makes you small."
Labels:
Literature,
Movies,
Songs,
Tim Burton
Labels:
David Paterson,
Governors,
New York,
Warm Scuzzies
Labels:
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos,
Georgia,
Republican Party
Thursday, February 25, 2010
I've decided to run for Congress on the Hair
Direct ticket!"
Labels:
Congress,
Democratic Party,
Hair,
James Traficant,
Republican Party,
Toupees
Labels:
Adolf Hitler,
Glenn Beck,
Salutes
Labels:
Chili Peppers,
Imperialism,
United States
Labels:
Cartoon Network,
Charts,
Pies,
Sarah Palin,
TV Shows
Labels:
Cartoons,
Children,
Comics,
Popeye,
Sarah Palin

Dead Tree Scrolls #2
"Isaiah the prophet saith, 'The thickets of the
Washington Post will be cut down with an
axe and Sally Quinn shall fall'."
Labels:
Dead Tree Scrolls,
Sally Quinn,
Washington Post
Labels:
Bacon,
Food,
Health Care,
Sandwiches
presides over a corporation which, in 2008,
awarded 39 executives over $1 million each
in compensation and spent $27 million on
'executive retreats'. Defending her company's
recent premium increases of up to 39%,
Ms. Braly insisted that she is on the side of
the consumer. So was Vlad the Impaler.
Labels:
Angela Braly,
Corporations,
Health Insurance,
Monsters,
Vampires
Having to explain over and over that Boehner
means 'boner' but isn't pronounced that way
would be drudgery.
Labels:
Drudgery Report,
John Boehner,
Pronunciation
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Labels:
California,
Health Insurance,
Warm Scuzzies
Labels:
Canada,
Knives,
Mark Steyn,
Rightists
More Time with a 'Saint' and a 'Precious Miracle'
Labels:
Children,
Husbands,
Miracles,
Saints,
Sarah Palin
just before he gets on a plane or just after he
gets off is a question on which experts differ.
Labels:
Adultery,
Governors,
Jim Gibbons,
Liars,
Nevada
Rat-zee, Rot-zee, or Razz-ee, all of which aptly
describe this Republican representative from Iowa.
Labels:
House of Representatives,
Iowa,
Republican Party,
Rightists,
Steve King
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
of William the Conqueror. But I'm really too
moist right now to render an opinion as to
whether the future of the United States will
be homofascism or heterofascism."
Labels:
England,
Fascism,
Great Britain,
Kings,
United States
Labels:
Ideology,
Political Parties,
Robots

who, besides me, is quitting?"
Labels:
Obama Administration,
Robert Gibbs

Factoid of the Hour #9
Whereas the term 'Crop Circle' has been entered into
the Oxford English Dictionary, 'Chinese Paramilitary
Circle' hasn't.
Labels:
China,
Crop Circles,
Dictionaries,
Factoid of the Hour,
Military,
UFOs
another beer. You will have to buy
the book if you wish to live forever,
which is a bit of bad news. But
there's also a bit of good news:
you don't have to read it.
Labels:
Books,
Death,
Dinesh D'Souza,
Immortality,
National Review,
Resurrection
you will doubtlessly be remembered for setting a
new Guinness World Record as the meanest mofo
who ever survived five heart attacks."
Labels:
Dick Cheney,
Heart Disease,
World Records
Labels:
CPAC,
Jim DeMint,
Madness,
South Carolina
had sex?"
"Fifteen years."
"That long, eh?"
"Yeah, Jim, and after 15 years
without sex, you die."
Labels:
Dawn Gibbons,
Death,
Jim Gibbons,
Nevada,
Sex
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